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The Age of Infinite Irony rolls on:

Friend,

Liberal cronies are coming for landmarks and Founding Fathers all over again…

And they’re starting with Thomas Jefferson!

That is why we’re calling on every last Conservative in the ENTIRE NATION to sign our official petition and stand with House Republicans AND our Founding Fathers.

Look - When we asked the other day, we saw an OVERWHELMING response from top Conservatives. It was incredible! Freedom-loving Americans really care about saving our American landmarks.

But here’s the catch…

A small group of Conservatives failed to sign our petition, so we're sending this out to the few remaining holdouts. Unfortunately, you were one of them.

Friend, we need to know if you stand by our side in PROTECTING our history, Founding Fathers, and our American landmarks!

We're giving you this one last chance to respond. Sign our official petition RIGHT NOW:

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A small group of Conservatives failed to sign our petition, so we're sending this out to the few remaining holdouts. Unfortunately, you were one of them.

guilt trip much?

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@QMS

I am not now, and have never been, a conservative. I find it a perfect reflection of this Beyond Insane culture we inhabit -- I get "personalIzed" duns from both Sleepy Joe himself, as well as from the Daily GOP News, the new Speaker of the House, plus a host of Senate and House candidates from both parties all trying to scare me about The Other Guys who are bent on destroying democracy.

Too late for that.

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I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.

@fire with fire from any party or candidate. I occasionally get mail.
I do not open it, often use it to start fires when I am burning off piles of fallen limbs, clipped weeds, etc...
That it the best use for it.

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

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blown up to levels of Major Hysteria. None of the Founding Fathers would pass the identitarian fanatics' purity tests, most of them because of the slavery issue, some (Ben Franklin, for instance) on "morality" issues, one or two on being Insufferably Smug (John Adams), and all of them on being willing to compromise in order to Get Things Done.

Presumably they all thought they had left room for improvement and a method for doing the improving. It hasn't worked out quite that way, but I doubt they foresaw that (except maybe Ben "A Republic if you can keep it" Franklin).

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