Text Messages From Constitutional Top Dogs

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First:

It’s Joe Biden, David. I’m humbly asking you to pitch in any amount before our October deadline. Even just a few bucks adds up in a big way when everyone chips in, especially early on. We’re just over one year out from one of the biggest elections of our lives, and I can’t win this thing without you. Please donate here: bvf4us.com/chip-in-oct-30-s5?t=ZxiNq

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Second:

Speaker Johnson here.

David, Democrats and the media had written us off. But together, we're proving them wrong.

The outpouring of support you have shown me these last few days is enough to make this Louisiana boy blush.

But now our 1st End of Month goal is less than 48 hrs away, and America is watching.

My team and I just made a gutsy call: We're DOUBLING our grassroots donor goal to 20k - and we need to get there by 10/31 so we can show America just how energized and united our conservative movement is.

HELP ME CRUSH MY 1st END OF MONTH GOAL: red23.co/5QNmC5

All eyes are on us right now. The Democrats and their pals in the media want nothing more than to see me come up short.

But I will not let that happen, and I know you won't either.

So help me reach my 1st End of Month goal to show the radical Left that our America First movement is stronger than ever.

HELP ME CRUSH MY 1st END OF MONTH GOAL: red23.co/5QNmC5

God Bless,

Speaker Mike Johnson

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Res ipsa loquitur.

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of the Pushmi-Pullyu from Dr. Doolittle.

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@JtC

The pushme pullyu is a great trope for the circus of all things political, snake-oil salesmen, all. If it weren't so tragic that money can talk, it would be funny.

Anyway, I was then reminded of Lucy, a much more delightful salesperson …

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I'm sure that when Genocidin' Biden puts forth his $106 billion Weapons for Tots demand they won't be able to resist.

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“When there's no fight over programme, the election becomes a casting exercise. Trump's win is the unstoppable consequence of this situation.” - Jean-Luc Melanchon

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without treats
UFB

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report spam is an important button.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

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I don’t think you’ve outpoured any support. Who do they think they are fooling? We are living in times of great absurdity ... and danger.

"God Bless"

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@janis b @janis b The last donations I've made were to Sanders in 2016. Before that I did make a couple of contributions to Democracy For America in the Shrub Era.

I do have a relatively heavy internet footprint, partly from my message board addiction, but mainly from my work as a union representative -- conducting several strikes and corporate campaigns over several decades. The major appeal of text messaging and email as fundraising media is that it costs virtually nothing to add another name to your target list. Thus I get tons of solicitations.

It also comes up whenever I post these come-ons that I get the suggestion that I can block them. But these duns really amuse me and they provide clues as to where our Top Dogs are going.

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I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.

The bigger your donation, the more your vote counts. Do you really think freedom is "free"?

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@Snode
One Million Dollars, One Vote?

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

@TheOtherMaven When the depression comes, it will drop accordingly.

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

@TheOtherMaven a million of us each donate a dollar. Elon Musk gives a million dollars. We don't count, we only gave a dollar. Elon on the other hand, hoo boy! It's the little known economic theory of Schrödinger’s dollar.

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Who has money to waste on politicians? They've literally made everybody poor or struggling and then they have the nerve to ask for money. They don't do anything to help anyone. If you have extra money to spend I would suggest you find a local charity which actually does something.

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@Enchantress

If they contacted me for money that’s what I would tell them. Biden pays us first and maybe I’ll have enough money to donate.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

@snoopydawg Lived better under Trump. Not only did he send everyone more money, but they increased everyone's EBT benefits to $200 or more.

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@Enchantress

There’s a chart on the current economy in this essay and you can see when Biden took over and canceled all the programs that Trump did. The democrats held all branches of government and promised us all kinds of nice stuff if we gave them the majority, but gosh darn it they just couldn’t get the parliamentarian to agree with them and of course they had their rotating villain in place again who blocked everything else.

Bush the first couldn’t get NAFTA or welfare reform passed because the dem base had a fit about it, but just like now they refused to hold democrats accountable and went to brunch. Just like they have since Biden became president. I look at DK daily and watched them covering the bills dems were trying to pass and suggesting repercussions if they didn’t. Time after time when democrats didn’t they just moved on to the next bill and it was Groundhog Day. Now they are saying that Biden is the best president of their lifetime and even better than Obama. Aren’t we so damned lucky?

Lol..just saw this over there.

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The thing is that neither party needs donations from us because they get plenty from the captured industries and of course PACS and DARK PACS that no one knows who donates or how much they do.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.