It couldn't happen to a shittier person.
To my children: Never make fun of having to help me with computer stuff. Remember, I taught you how to use a spoon.
demonstrates that shit will show up in theatres.
funny that the theatre would be more concerned about the shit in the aisle than the shit in its seats.
This awful, OMG, how terrible! Except the part about it being next to Hillary and Chelsea. I'm really bustin' a gut over that part... but otherwise... I believe it has been observed that shit attracts shit.
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein