U.S. Air Force versus Chinese balloon
The full story is slowly coming out.
In a failed mission to stop a Chinese balloon from infiltrating American airspace, sources say at least seven U.S. F-35 fighter aircraft were shot down by the object in a harrowing 3-hour dogfight this weekend.“The balloon was too fast, too maneuverable, too heavily armed. Our F-35s didn’t stand a chance,” Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Charles Brown said. “We were goddamn sitting ducks out there, and it picked us off one-by-one.”
Despite the inexplicable nature of a balloon flying all the way from China to the U.S. and shooting down seven stealth aircraft, the Chinese government has denied accusations of hostile intent.
“It’s a balloon. We think your airplanes just suck,” read a statement from China’s People’s Liberation Army. “Actually, we know they suck because we make a lot of the parts here.”
It's unfair. China has been making balloons for thousands of years. We've only been trying to make the F-35 airworthy for about a decade. China has all of the latest balloon technology.
The F-35 has long been hyped as the next generation of anti-balloon aerial warfare, with program managers claiming it can outperform even the most advanced dirigible in air-to-air combat.
But the fifth-generation aircraft’s first test in a real-world battle proved otherwise. Three of the F-35s were shot down as soon as they came within range of the balloon. Another two were ripped to shreds after smashing into its centimeter-thick nylon skin. The final two were downed accidentally by a newlywed couple on a hot air balloon tour in Pennsylvania.
The incident has served as a wake-up call for the Department of Defense. The Pentagon has already committed to investing $100 billion into inflatable weapons research and development over the next decade and another $100 billion into really big pins.
“If there’s one thing we’ve learned from all this, it’s that our nation will not be safe until our skies are filled with lots of sharp pointy objects,” Brown said. “Sure, it’ll be loud and make us all jump out of our seats when those things go ‘pop,’ but it’ll be worth it.”
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Spoof, but almost too true to be funny n/t
There is no justice. There can be no peace.
China has all of the latest balloon technology
HA! China has almost most all of the latest technology.
US is still fiddling with dynamite and rockets.
They can blow things up, but can't fix things.
question everything
Chinese Forums are just as mystified as the Pentagon
It appears that as many as four weather balloons have been shot out of the sky by US fighter jets in recent days. One reportedly in Alaska, another over Canada, plus one off the coast of South Carolina. A fourth flying object was shot down on Sunday over Lake Huron. The four "balloon-destroying" sidewinder missiles cost US taxpayers $500,000 dollars each.
The first balloon was described as a Chinese "reconnaissance vessel" -- an assessment China has ridiculed, while readily claiming the balloon and referring to it as a civilian atmospheric research balloon traveling toward the Arctic, that was pulled off-course by high winds over the Bering Strait and into Alaska and North America. The origins and purpose of the other "objects" have not been described or confirmed by the U.S. military, who have yet to even acknowledge that they are balloons. US politicians, however, refer to all of them as Chinese Spy Balloons, and cry out for additional funding for expanded military radar.
Another weather balloon, launched from Alaska, has reportedly disappeared altogether. All the news stories in US media are sketchy and garbled in general. Some scientists suggest that the lack of facts from the US government about the "spy balloon" narrative may simply be embarrassment. Military officials know what a weather balloon looks like. Thousands are released into the upper atmosphere every single day, around the world. Scores of them are pulled off course by upper atmosphere winds. Separately, State Department official said that the Biden administration was looking into "taking action" against China for the surveillance balloons sent over U.S. territory.
Online forums frequented by the Chinese have been talking about the US weather balloon attacks and the missing balloon story, below, that was posted on Twitter over the weekend, where a few brave North American meteorologists are speculating about it. On the old Twitter, they would have all been banned by now.
You can follow this discussion at Twitter.
Meanwhile, the Twitter post is being discussed
...on various China forums that I visit. There is still some confusion over why the US is suddenly shooting down weather balloons and which one was Chinese — but they do understand that China will be blamed for all "balloons gone bad."
I'm still trying to figure out what a "Spy Balloon" is. It sounds awfully Jules Verne to me. It's certainly not a very stealth technology, is it? It makes about as much sense as a Spy Blimp. Although Blimps, like drones, have motors that can steer and navigate; balloons not so much.
Why China would launch "spy balloons" over the United States is an even greater mystery. Especially since China just launched a brand new space station with some of the most sophisticated survellience cameras that the world has ever known, thanks to their quantum technology. China's space station was completed and fully staffed with astronauts just a few months ago. Seems to me those alleged Chinese "Spy Balloons" would just get in the way of a good view from above.
In any event, I collected comments on this issue from a few China forums, both for entertainment and understanding. There is a range of interesting reactions and a bit of confusion:
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Other forum participants hit the ground running:
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Meanwhile, Chinese from Canada weigh in:
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Huffpoo is reporting that there might be aliens
Yeppers here come the next psyop right on time to distract us from all the other things they used to distract us from before that either are dying down or not going so well. I checked the comments to see if anyone was believing this and lo and behold they are. No wonder the PTB keeps running their psyops.
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Well looky here
China shoots down UFO
If they keep shooting down these UFO's, someone is going to get seriously probed !.
The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the dedicated communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists.
~Hannah Arendt
More Balloons
One of the local military bases here have put up an announcement that they were releasing a dozen balloons this week. I guess that they were afraid the locals would start shooting them down. I have never seen a report on the TV about the release of weather balloons before. What a strange world we are living in now.
And, just for a reality check
Thousands of balloons.
Target practice
like shooting clay pigeons
question everything
IT is now at the point where rational discussion
is impossible.
The only sane response to this Great Gasbag Kerfuffle is mockery. Our owners are begging for it.
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