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I swear Kamala's speech writer tries to make Kamala sound like an idiot on purpose. You can see that she is reading from a script. Kamala sounds like how I used to write the answers to questions I had no idea about. I would write word salads that didn’t actually say anything.

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thanatokephaloides's picture

Sorry, Kamala, yo no hablo Gibberish......

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

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word salad
noun
A nonsensical assemblage of words, typical of schizophrenia, Wernicke's aphasia, and some other mental disorders.

So we have a demented Prez and a schizophrenic Veep. Sounds about right.

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

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EDIT:added giggles

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“Those who choose the lesser evil forget very quickly that they chose evil.”
— Hannah Arendt

Does she not know how to use the thesarus on her word program. Even if a speechwriter wrote this, she should be educated enough to know not to use the same word four times in a paragraph. I don't know what they teach in school anymore, but this was something taught by the 4th or 5th grade.

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CB's picture

So Bright and the Seven Dorks....

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at embarrassing myself and all Americans!"

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Pluto's Republic's picture

The way I recall the 2020 Election is that Democrats candidates all quit the Presidential Primaries in synchronized formation, very early on. This gesture handed a default victory to Biden.

Biden, who was shakey, at best, was relieved of the Primary campaign debates. Biden retired to his basement and coasted though the remaining Primaries from there, with no further public appearances. He successfully dodged the press, and received rejuvenation treatments and facial fillers.

At some point Biden announced, from his basement, that he had selected Kamala Harris as his Vice Presiden. The press began to follow Kamala around, looking for a story, to no avail.

Biden spend his basement time prepping for the Presidential debates. For the first debate with Donald Trump, Biden left his basement a somewhat more lucid candidate. However, the debates seemed strange and distant, without a live audience. The nation was in an epidemic lockdown, and both candidates were working with delusional data.

Voters were given a choice between two lying candidates who exhibited profound brain deficits and personality disorders. Both candidates were infamous grifters. They were interchangeable on foreign policy strategies. These matters are run by the Deep Snakes at the State Department, with an assist from their Neocon think tanks.

After the upcoming mid-terms, the Republicans could take Biden out of the picture, but they won't because this would elevate Kamala Harris to the Presidency. The Democrats, on the other hand, have a good to remove Biden themselves, before the end of his term. His departure would give Kamala "showcase experience" as a US President. This could jumpstart her 2024 Presidential campaign.

Either way, the Ruling Families are filling the Democratic Bench with their Presidential selections. The Republican Bench is being vetted, as well. The Donors are poised to buy the Presidency for the right man. The 2024 election could shape up to be the most odious and deceitful that the nation has ever endured.

No one at the top really cares who the people vote for.

It doesn't matter.

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@Pluto's Republic

He left his basement for the first debate with Donald Trump a somewhat more lucid candidate.

This reminded me that I dreamt of Biden last night and wondered how he could be so lucid. I wondered what drug cocktail they gave him that made him seem almost normal. I also wonder why the hell I dreamt of Joe Biden?

But speaking of ruling families and inflation….

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2nd time democrats rigged the primary so their favored candidate could win. But did they also rig the general too? Inquiring minds think they should watch the movie 2,000 mules that makes a good case for it.

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It is not until the tide goes out that you discover who has been swimming naked.

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@snoopydawg

...that the election was rigged. I studied the raw exit poll data — before it was changed to match the vote count. But I didn't have a dog in that hunt, so there was no point in pushing it on people who were giddy with relief that Trump had lost. Now all their problems would go away.

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@Pluto's Republic

Look at how many courts refused to look at what Trump was saying including the Supremes. And it means that republicans were okay with it. But then McConnell stayed pretty quiet during the 4 years of Russia Russia as did many other republicans. But the deep state hated that they couldn’t get Trump to do their bidding and wanted him gone. I wonder if he actually had any power what he would have done regarding our endless wars?

As for the republicans that didn’t vote to certify the election they had that right not to. Democrats have done it 5 times since 2000 including Barbara Boxer more than once. But shitlibs call them traitors and Russian assets. They are some of the most ill informed people in some time.

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@snoopydawg

They are some of the most 'ill informed' people in some time.

It would appear 'ill informed' is being bagged up along with misinformation, disinformation,
false truths, and the new DHS role of controlling factoids not under the umbrella of
approved memes. What are the consequences of this new form of mind control?

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@QMS

What are the consequences of this new form of mind control?

Never thought I’d see the day when so many democrats would embrace censorship and become pro war just because their minds were addled by their leaders lying to them. We see now why Obama rescinded the Smith-Mundt act making it legal for the government to run propaganda against the citizens.

I linked to this article showing how congress has voted to remove our rights and destroy the constitution. Too bad that we don’t have a functioning media that would have informed us about what they were doing.

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@snoopydawg

is the new role of media
in cahoots with all the alphabet supers
to confuse the responsibilities of congress, exec and just-us
into a black hole and useful to disorient news users
to not question the economy collapsing?
admitting the national treasures are being wasted
on things which should be under our power to decide
how our finances are spent on war, power and control

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@Pluto's Republic
isn't accurate. From the earliest nationwide polling in 2017 - good enough link - Biden led in the polling; name ID mostly. Had Biden and HRC's numbers been reversed, good chance HRC would have entered the race. Biden never relinquished his lead (much like Trump in 2015) but was only running at 25-30%. Enough in a large, divided, and fractured field of candidates to get to the actual primary voting.

Iowa, NH, NV, and SC caucuses/primaries play a huge role and the pre-election polling in those states can change the race. For example, Kamala Harris peaked in nationwide and IA, NH and NV in the months prior to November 2019. Then she cratered to 2-4% in all of them and ended her campaign on Dec. 3. Biden's support in IA and NH softened almost in tandem with Harris', but he had a higher baseline than she had and his was holding in NV. Thus, in the states where voters saw more of Biden, he wasn't winning with them. Before any votes were cast, indications were that Sanders would win IA and NH and was close to even in NV. That wouldn't do at all for TPTB.

The Democratic Party in the first four primary states are corrupt -- actually run the IA and NV caucuses. It's weakest in NH, but the superdelegates can still tip the balance. IA 2016 was an easier task -- shave Sanders' votes and give a narrow win and bragging rights to HRC. Rinse, repeat in NV and wipe out Sanders in SC. (Democratic primary voters weren't supposed to be so stubborn that Sanders remained viable throughout the primaries.)

As expected (designed), Mayo Pete and Amy flamed out in SC. They were never more than DP Trojan Horses to retard/limit Sanders and Warren in IA, NH, and NV. Support and funding for them dried up once Biden got his first and big win in SC. (DP poobahs may be lame but not for a minute would they have considered that Mayo Pete or Amy could beat Trump.)

GOP primary voters seem to still have a say in their presidential nomination. Democrats don't. Biden came in a weak 3rd (with 13.7%) in Iowa, 5th (with 8.4%) in NH, a weak 2nd in NV (with 18.9%). The winner in IA, NH, and NV and 2nd in SC (with 19.8%) was made to go away.

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@Marie

I didn't look a bit of it up, I was exploring my own recollections of the Primaries to see how my version of the story was developing. I obviously lost interest after South Carolina, and skipped ahead to the General.

Your narrative is excellent, and it touches on the intentions and attitudes of the people involved, which is always interesting. I was reminded how astonished I was at the sheer number of Democrats in the Primaries, which gave the process a circus-like atmosphere. Had the US ever seen a spectacle like this before? Up until then, the Republican Primary in 2016 was the largest I can remember. The 2016 and 2020 primaries were notable because the pundit pollsters got almost every race wrong. What were the odds of that happening?

Since the polling in the Primaries is not legally binding, in any event, I would expect the numbers to be rigged. They never disappoint.

The 2016 and 2020 general elections were also notable because none of the Presidential candidates in either race were mentally or morally fit to become President. Of course, in the US there is no meaningful criteria or qualifications that define who can run for President (as compared to China, for example). There's no quality control, at all. No standards that match the dignity and seriousness of the office. Any dumb cluck with enough money can disgrace the process. To paraphrase Plato, "The election is what it is because the People are who they are."

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@Pluto's Republic

The funny thing was democrats letting Bloomberg jump in the race after he donated lots of money to democrats. What was even more funny was how many people supported him.

Still the best thing about it was when Tulsi took down Kamala..lol. Ouch. That left a huge skid mark. Then Kamala didn’t get any delegates, but when Tulsi qualified for the debate democrats changed the rules. Then mayor Pete stole one of the primaries and then Obama got everyone but Warren to drop out and after the next state she too dropped out. Klown car 2020 primary should go down in history. And every time Biden came out of the basement he yelled at someone.

"Vote for someone else then!" "You dawg face pony soldier!" Good times! Smile

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Hey SD, Pretty sure that one is called work together.

Here is a better version. Wink

EDIT: OK, well here is the link - nice live version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXo6G5mfmro

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

@dystopian n/t

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where have I heard this before?
Oh, yes...

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They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway
They say that life's a game and then they take the board away
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
And leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret-- A. Moore