The Ultimate Captions Contest

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Bonus Round:
Compare these three headlines (in order)

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we need more guillotines! No,it doesn't rhyme.

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@Snode THUNK....thud.

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that ends well!

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@wouldsman hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil.

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"We don't give a shit... and it shows. Embrace the Suck, peasants!"

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

@Bollox Ref

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WoodsDweller's picture

that the insiders can't dump their stocks unless you are dumb enough to buy.

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone

@WoodsDweller so says Blackrock the largest fund in the world

So, we are thinking about the coming weeks in terms of two intervals. Initially, we plan on keeping a significant cash cushion given uncertainty as to the length and depth of the economic downturn. At the same time, we will follow the Fed and other DM central banks by purchasing what they’re purchasing, and assets that rhyme with those.
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reflects poorly on the health
of most USians

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Alligator Ed's picture

Because idiots and ants listen to him.

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