That's Not How To Win, Joe

A young woman asks Biden "How do you explain the performance in Iowa and why should the voters believe that you can win a national election?"

Biden's response: "You ever been to a caucus?"

Woman says yes.

Biden: "No you haven’t. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier."

Source: Jon Ward (@jonward11) -- 10:51 AM · Feb 9, 2020

Jon Ward is the author of Camelot's End and is a Yahoo News' senior political correspondent.

Biden was speaking at the first of two scheduled Sunday campaign events in Hampton, NH. The latest polling shows Biden in fourth place, only one point ahead of Senator Amy Klobuchar.

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Shahryar's picture

I saw reference to this quote and didn't bother reading the back story. Fascinating.

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People don't say that do they?

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@gjohnsit

if they wore the Gray in the late, great War of Northern Aggression.

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@edg

but I'm a Floridian, which to some makes me less Southern because I'm too far South.

Smile

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal
it's something from the North South, but not something you would hear in the South South.

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@WoodsDweller

Yep, that's about right.

My favorite is, however, when Northerners tell me I'm not a Southerner. LMAO!

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

I've never actually heard it before, either, but it sounds like something from a dime novel -- A former Confederate soldier, now a bad guy gunslinger terrorizing the wimmen and chilluns in a town Out West, says to the town's mild mannered newspaper editor, "You're a lyin' scurvy yella-bellied milksop and a damn Yankee, too!"

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@edg

which is a game about being a cowboy, and your comment fits hilariously into the script of the game!

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@gjohnsit Who says that?! Smile

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I thought Joe's 'vote for someone else' campaign was pretty effective in Iowa.

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@dystopian @dystopian
... Joe didn't think it was effective enough, so he's stepping up his game. It's all part of his master plan to build momentum. First he has to drive his performance down, way down. Let's say he gets about a dozen votes statewide in NH. Then he follows up with about a 2% performance in NV, followed by an 8% performance in SC. Then, riding his cresting wave of momentum he will win everything on Super Tuesday.

The term Pony Soldier was bestowed on members of the US Cavalry, who rode and fought in the Plains Indian wars of post Civil War history.

And here I thought "malarkey" was quaint.

EDIT: apparently the whole phrase is from some John Wayne movie.

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone

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@WoodsDweller

As Confederate soldiers, who, after the war, went out west to massacre Indians.

How does that apply to this situation? I haven't had coffee yet.

Might have been a bad idea to click on an essay about Biden before coffee.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal
I haven't been able to track down the actual movie, probably something from the 50s when Joe was a teenager and bought a ticket for the matinee for a dime. I think it's his attempt to connect to the young, hip voters.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV0wTtiJygY]

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone

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@WoodsDweller

shades of Pete Peterson dancing gangnam style.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

I apologize for any confusion. My comment was a joke in response to gjohnsit's "People don't say that do they?" comment. The term pony soldier is from a 1952 movie and is not connected with The Confederacy or The War of Northern Aggression.

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@edg

I got it now. It's just really hard nowadays to tell what is and is not a joke. I'm sure you understand!

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

OzoneTom's picture

Biden campaign any time now: "The comment was taken out of context."

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edg's picture

@OzoneTom

USA Today and Huffington Post are reporting it as "Biden jokingly said...".

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I anticipated Joe stumbling and tanking as he’s done, but he continues to impress me with his efforts to chase voters away. I predict before this is over he’s going to slip and say something so offensive, the wokes in the party will be demanding he drop out.

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

@Dr. John Carpenter It is hard to pick up.

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@humphrey Thanks for that.

Also, he doesn’t sound well. I know the acoustics weren’t exactly perfect but his voice was lower in tone and had a scratchy ness.

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

Cassiodorus's picture

This guy is not going to be President. Can you imagine what it would have been like had Dan Quayle run for President?

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"The Democratic Party has been focused too much on pleasing people who matter too little in this society." -- Chris Cuomo

@Cassiodorus he is not fit to be out getting coffee on his own.

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@Cassiodorus

One of my friends joked that there were all these new Quayle campaign posters on the side of the highway. They said “Slower traffic keep right”

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@Cassiodorus
The poor kid who pointed that out must have been thinking Quayle was, well, an idiot.

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Daenerys's picture

He has even more contempt for potential voters than even Her Heinous. Eat shit Joe!!

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This shit is bananas.

might have been making a stab at being funny. Upon viewing the video, he was angry and damn well meant what he said.
There are "homes" for people like him.

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@on the cusp

Here's the headline from USA Today: Joe Biden jokes voters is a 'lying dog-faced pony soldier' in N.H.

[Emphasis added by me; incorrect pluralization of 'voter' by them.]

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TheOtherMaven's picture

Is he going to have any left by the time the convention rolls around?

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

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@TheOtherMaven

in the spin cycle

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question everything