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Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 12:41am

If being a man means being a good human then in my book Obama is not a man. He may be a good husband and father, but other than that I don't see any redeeming qualities for him.
I did try to think of a title, but I'm at a loss.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 12:48am
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I hope he looks at what people are saying about him and he takes a moment to reflect on what people actually think of him!

Jeezus. I am beginning as tired as listening to his meaningless rhetoric as I do listening to anything Hillary Clinton has to say. Plenty of platitudinal pap for politically non-perceptive paupers.
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Expanded 2 wars to 7.
Deported more people than any other president in history.
Greatest xfer of wealth ever happened under Obama. Not the 'best'...
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Good people don’t kill innocents with drone attacks or lie to keep us at war in Afghanistan.
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Good human beings don't go around the globe massacring people & destroying their country. It is unbelievable millions see this evil killer as someone to look up to. Just shows the power of media & the people that controls it.
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Obama the Neo-Liberal Darling & Messiah waged war for the entirety of his 8 year regime. During 2016 he dropped 26,171 bombs on wedding parties, funerals, kid’s football games, hospitals, schools, farmers in seven countries. He was even given the @NobelPrize for mass murder!
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he should be in prison for what he did to libya.
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Obama just admitted he is not a man.

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Submitted by Lookout on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 12:01pm
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@snoopydawg

...at home and around the world. Approving new drilling permits in the gulf as the BP well was pouring.

Also locked up more whistleblowers than all other presidents combined.

It amazes me how deluded people are about his horrible tenure.

As to the headline, how about...

Obama mansplains maleness

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

Submitted by humphrey on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 12:51am

Obama sold his soul for the big $$$$$$.

I might add that is if he had one in the first place.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 12:56am
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Ugh!

But the good news is that the deadline for getting on the ballot is coming up. Shhh..don't tell Hillary that.

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Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.

Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 1:08am
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Submitted by Pluto's Republic on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 2:11am
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Or a h/t to his range of empathy:

50 Shades of Beige.

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Submitted by mimi on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 3:32am
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but all I found were millions of female bare breasts on the intertubes. What frigging sexist tubes can be.

I wanna see all male politicians bare breass worldwide. Darn it.

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https://www.euronews.com/live

Submitted by jwa13 on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 10:34am
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"The Hypocrite Speaks"?

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When Cicero had finished speaking, the people said “How well he spoke”.
When Demosthenes had finished speaking, the people said “Let us march”.

Submitted by ggersh on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 10:42am
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Diablo

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I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish

"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"

Heard from Margaret Kimberley

Submitted by detroitmechworks on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 11:24am
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Man who defined submission wants to redefine masculinity to make himself feel better about being a total fucking sell out.

Obama jumps on the gender bandwagon, since nobody is paying attention to the environment any more.

Attention Whoring 210: Channeling Morgan Freeman

Or my personal favorite:

OH MY GOD, STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE WORLD, BARRY! WASN'T YOUR FUCKING NOBEL PARTICIPATION PRIZE ENOUGH????

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwxfmYR7ItM]

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

Submitted by Pluto's Republic on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 1:09pm
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@detroitmechworks

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Submitted by aliasalias on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 12:50pm

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Submitted by Pluto's Republic on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 12:58pm
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"I liked the suit better when it was empty."

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Submitted by aliasalias on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 1:12pm

I don't know how to post the image but here's the link.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELYxoEFXYAAgefz.jpg:large

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Submitted by Pluto's Republic on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 1:01pm
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@aliasalias

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Submitted by aliasalias on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 1:13pm

@Pluto's Republic

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Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 1:15pm
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because when he was President he was all about acting tough.

obbama lugar.jpg

obama fighter.JPG

Notice how nobody else in the pictures ever takes him seriously?

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Submitted by aliasalias on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 2:05pm

@Not Henry Kissinger and has been a judo competitor since his childhood, including other martial arts disciplines but as he told Oliver Stone in his interview ,judo is his favorite (he practices every day) and the philosophy "be strong, but flexible".
All Obama can do is pose.

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Submitted by JtC on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 3:56pm

@Not Henry Kissinger
I remember a couple of those images from the Overnight Caption Contest.

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Submitted by dystopian on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 3:22pm
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How I made 50 mil f**king America.

I conned you before, I con again.

Meet George Bush's legacy and what led to Donald Trump.

Child bomber speaks.

See my Libya lately.

I ruined it for Kamala and Booker.

I will close Guantanamo.

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

Submitted by ludwig ii on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 4:39pm
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Call me a purist, but that's a bit of an oxymoron.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 7:38pm
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@ludwig ii

Stay tuned....it's coming soon.

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Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.

Submitted by QMS on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 6:56pm
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Went down in estimable achievements.
With nominating the bomber.

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question everything