Things I Learned from the Dem Debate
Elizabeth Warren is like Aunt Eller with an empty picnic basket.
I looked deep into Pete Buttigieg's eyes, but could not see his soul. I did hear him tell me that he wants to start a movement for moderate Republicans. So there's that.
Joe Biden's solution to the problem of violence against women is to "keep punching at it and punching at it and punching at it". Joe also does a mean Knute Rockne wax figure impression.
Tulsi Gabbard is really hoping Hillary jumps in the race so she can "keep punching at it and punching at it and punching at it".
At this point, Kamala Harris is running purely out of spite.
Julian Castro asks Joe Biden, "Don't you remember?" and is hounded out of the race by the Dem establishment. Cory Booker asks Joe Biden "Are you high?" and no one bats an eye.
Bernie looks better with his hair cut.
Andrew Yang wants to give everybody a thousand dollars a month, which will help raise a lot of people just enough above the poverty line to disqualify them from food stamps.
Ten years ago, Tom Steyer became a human being. What he was before that he'd rather not talk about.
Watching Amy Klobochar speak gives me that same uneasy feeling I get watching Michael J. Fox speak. Is that wrong?
Beto O'Rourke was inconspicuous by his absence. Spanish translators nationwide breathe a collective sigh of relief.