Yesterday, June 26, was the first Democrat Klown debate. The only thing missing were the funny hats. I suppose those may be coming with debate number two. I didn't watch the whole thing but I did see that the Madcow was relatively restrained. Chuck Clod however was his usual pesky self. I watched the final section whereupon (don't you love that word?) each Known gave a 45 second precis of the reason we, the American serfs, should vote for one of them--hell, why stop at one vote--just learn Spanish, get your back wet, and vote as many times as needed to get your favorite Neoliberal, neoconservative douchebag elected.

Please note, dear reader, that I exclude Tulsi from this mob as she is definitely anti-war and has the chops, being the only one of that mob to have seen military service. The rest of the crowd have no issue sending somebody else's kids off to war, whereupon such intrepid volunteers will be rewarded with amputated limbs and a healthy dose of PTSD.

So in the 45 seconds, when given the chance to make a complete fool of themselves, several leapt at the opportunity. Foremost, because he is the tallest Clown was Bill de Blah blah. The penultimate question was "what is Amerika's biggest threat. Mayor Bill, to be distinguished from Mayor Pete, was shrill about the Russians, Russians, Russians being the worst threat to our country. Several other clowns were still insisting that T-rump was a Putin puppet. Apparently they didn't get the news that Müller said "no collision, no obstruction." If I wanted a message sure to sink the electoral chances of any Klown Kandidate who runs against El Trumpo it would be Russia, Russia, Russia. Most non-political people are more concerned about their own finances than 12 GRU agents who never stepped foot in the U. S. of A. But no matter.

The Dems used to be a party of lots of intellectual people in elected office. The dumbing down of the party as a whole began with Bubba K who mesmerized the base with a beautiful case of "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil." The fine art of fraud, conspiracy and betrayal has been perfected by the Evil Queen, aka Medusa. HRC's talent is spewing poisonous venom in all directions at once. This venom affects even those of her erstwhile friends, such as ex-law partners such as Vince Foster (who amazingly committed suicide with two GSW's to the back of the head and no blood or brain at the "crime scene").

Beto was especially clownish in believing he has an ice cube's chance in Hell of winning any prize except Boob of the Year (Booty). This prestigious award will be bestowed upon all Known Debate entrants except for Tulsi and perhaps Bernie.

One interesting comment came from Liz non-Cherokee Warren who praised the $25 persister community college where her higher education began. She obliquely mentioned (because none of these pols ever directly face issues) her ability to get into further higher education with other stipends (i.e., her "native American Heritage"). By the way, did I mention that Liz, in an attempt to live down her 40 year fraud of ethnicity has been adopted (for a reasonable donation) by the Kickapoo Indian tribe. She is now known to some by her Kickapoo Indian name "Wesquiw". The derivation of this name, translated into English is "white-eyed squaw in wigwam".

Julian Castro was impressive and did not bite on Russia, Russia, Russia. Even Mayor di Blah Blah sounded reasonable for a bit. Then there was Jay Inslee who is built like a defensive tackle and came across with the grace of a polite but hungry lion, practically snarling. He was able to restrain the flow of saliva over his lower lip.

Then there was this guy, a congress critter from Maryland, standing next to Smiling Jay, eminently forgettable--see, I forgot already. He did make a couple of good points and seemed reasonable. Once his name recognition rises above the current 0.001%, he might actually go somewhere--but it won't be Known Debate numero dos. (We now have to speak Spanish, which several debaters did, in front of the partially Hispanic Miami audience. I can't wait for the Camel to speak Espanol, just like Spartacus did at debate numero uno)

So the big question is who will be swept off stage to well-deserved oblivion before debate Nummer Zwei.

Please, dear Communitzrians, let your votes be now recorded with your opinions about Known Talk number 1. Did anybody win? Did anybody lose?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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