Short Version of Mueller's Speech
Submitted by veganmark on Wed, 05/29/2019 - 1:24pm
Because of course Trump wasn't just obstructing investigation into the false, farcical allegations against Trump's campaign. No, he was also obstructing the false, farcical "investigation" of "Russian interference" I conducted to rubberstamp Deep State lies about Russia. If Trump had had his way, I might not have been able to not interview Assange or Murray or anyone else who had a clue as to what actually happened.
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Well, one thing we learned for sure
... is that there is no way Mueller is going to appear before Congress and answer the kinds of questions he knows the desperate Democrats are going to ask. He doesn’t want to talk about the alleged "evidence" proving that Trump colluded with Russia to win the election — the criminal investigation of which Trump supposedly obstructed. Nor does he want to talk about when he first realized there was no such crime committed. He doesn’t want to explain why he packed up and closed the investigation so abruptly. He doesn’t want to explain why he did not investigate how Wikileaks came to have the stolen emails. He doesn’t want to field questions about why did not charge anyone in the Trump campaign with conspiring with Russia to fix the 2016 election. Or why he did not indict Donald Trump Jr. and Jared Kushner for colluding with the Russians. And, he certainly does not want to say why he did not recommend any further indictments after working round the clock with 30 investigators for two years.
He plans to walk out of there as fast as he can and not look back.
Everyone who could, hit the road when AG Barr started hiring special investigators to find out who started this whole Russia election meddling business in the first place. And how long those instigators had been wiretapping the Trump campaign without a warrant. Barr may want to take a look at issues pertaining to investigative illegalities for which Trump possesses classified documents that fully exposes them.
Meanwhile, everyone keeps doubling down — hoping the narrative sticks.
Mueller can't testify to congress about Russia Gate
He would either have to plead the 5th on most questions or commit perjury because he knows that there was never anything to charge Trump with. I'm working on an essay that should blow people's minds. It's blowing mine.
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
The Mueller Rorschach's test continues
Anyone who has bought into this Russian propaganda nonsense heard that Mueller found evidence of Trump's obstructing justice and will continue believing that Russia interfered with the election and got Trump elected.
Me? I heard a bunch of BS from Mueller and thought how anyone serving on a jury would think. "If he can't say without a shadow of a doubt that Trump committed a crime then how am I supposed to return a guilty charge against him?
Pulling a Comey: How Mueller dog-whistled Democrats into impeachment of Trump
So what did Mueller find from his two year investigation into the new WMDs scam? Remember during the last one he testified to congress that yes indeed Saddam had WMDs. But sure let's trust him to tell us the truth this time.
So what exactly did Russia do to interfere with the election that made people change their vote from Herheinous to Trump?
This is Mueller's evidence that shows how Vlad and his henchmen did the deed. Wow. As we know that ad agency posted silly memes on puppies. Strange Jesus figures and what nots. Oh yeah. And that most of them were placed after the election was over!
The NSA showed Mueller proof that the DNC computers had been hacked. What's that? They didn't? Well surely Mueller interviewed Assange and asked him where he got the information that he posted. Oh wait...
So what exactly did Mueller say today that cleared up people's confusion about whether Trump was guilty of any crime?
"My report does not say that I didn't find that president Trump did not commit a crime. However, I can't say with any certainty that he did."
Yup. Rorschach's test for the rubes who will continue to believe that Herheinous is the rightful heir to the presidency and would be president today if Vlad and Don hadn't...
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Putin has a Mueller pee tape
Lmao...I didn't know Rachel thinks Trump paid for Vlad's KGB goons to do the hacking, but I wouldn't be surprised if she did. People think that he told Russia to hack the DNC computers when all he basically said is, "hey Russia. Hillary illegally deleted her emails that she had been subpoenaed to turn into congress. If you find them let us know mkay?"
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Transparency.