The Flop that was the CES show
Given how doom-and-gloom I was in my last OP, I thought that I should at least rise to the level of schadenfreude. As a lifelong techie, I have been saddened by the utter triviality and banality of apps that have made some 20-somethings into billionaires. My reaction to the CES news before this story was "what crap. who would buy it?".
So, have a good laugh about the faceplant by the tech class.
Lorenz went to the what is the biggest, most important consumer tech trade show in the US, and arguably the world, and found that tons of the great new gotta-have-them wares in the pipeline don’t work. As in unabashedly, obviously don’t work or are so ludicrously not fit for purpose as to be the functional equivalent of not work.
This inability to even credibly fake next gen products, and worse, not even be embarrassed that they aren’t performing, is proof that the tech industry has gone past an event horizon into a state of obvious collective impotence and no one cares or even seems to regard it as unusual. ...
Silicon Valley is no longer about products. It’s about VC hype and pump and dump. One has to assume that investors don’t bother looking to see whether things work. Offering memoranda, glossy sites, and the ability to foist paper onto greater fools is the dominant business model.
Everything that neoliberalism touches turns to shit as they suck all the profits out by scrimping on the actual product. Silicon Valley is about to become the new Detroit.
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Add to that
the absurdity of a ridiculously poorly designed user interface leading to the missile scare in Hawaii. It is clear that the reward structure for the tech industry is inappropriate.
I read that the Hawaii "The Sky Is Falling" robocall
was operator error b/c when you click the "Send" button, the app pops up an "Are you sure?" confirmation dialog. But I can't tell you how many times I have quickly clicked on confirmation dialogs by mistake because I'm in a rush. Talk about having a bad day at work. The guy must be devastated.
Donnie The #ShitHole Douchebag. Fake Friend to the Working Class. Real Asshole.
Devastated? That fellow must have been fired.
I heard they were not considering firing him
But that won't stop some vigilante stalker from making his life scary.
These days, the last thing a commoner (i.e., someone without a security detail) wants is to be famous on the internet.
But Hey, At Least The Robotic Pole Dancers Worked
This was not formally part of CES but was a promotion at a vegas strip club to pull in the curious. Very bizarre.
And I saw a TV segment on hot new gadgets from CES -- most of which I wouldn't even want even if I had the money to burn.
For example a snuggle pillow that simulates breathing. Just a bit too creepy for my taste.
https://www.engadget.com/2018/01/09/somnox-s-robotic-pillow-is-designed-...
Donnie The #ShitHole Douchebag. Fake Friend to the Working Class. Real Asshole.
Thanks for checking that out
I'm afraid to click on the link because of the inevitable follow-on spam.
But, I would bet you a sushi dinner that this would be appreciated in Japan, where engineering meets kinky.
New apps don't work, but guys are to trust sex robots?
Oh, great, now strippers are looking at the unemployment lines... and humanity rendered unnecessary even for sex in the brilliant future to be
broughtbought by psychopaths incapable of 'the softer' human emotions, who view normals as nothing but machines anyway.But since so many glitzy new apps apparently don't work, in a situation where, for corporate interests and investors, optics are all and reality-based is 'outdated' - as long as they get their ever-increasing financial data-dots safely stored in
off-shoredAmerican banking hidey-holes - probably these'll glitch all over anyway.Makes you wonder how well replacement parts will work when users lose bodily bits due to glitchy sex robots...
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
We - life - cannot be mechanized...
From your link:
Dear gawd, you're so right about creepy! Is Google also going to be tracking your sleep - or a burglar with hacking skills?
We all need someone to love, human or animal, even if a different ways. But only a psychopath would feel that an object can replace human needs for individuals - human or animal -that they cannot feel or understand themselves.
The reality-based need reality, not a virtual lollipop, even if a movie was made about a cast-away pretending that a large ball was another human being, because living creatures are essential to life and it's so sad that so many are isolated and' austeritied' into having virtually nothing, not even pets, yet expected to come up with hundreds of dollars to try to cope better with a virtual nothing that pretends to breathe...
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
Same as it ever was
The startup/VC business model doesn't produce a string of winners - it produces a stream of "stuff" a small fraction of which is good. A long time ago when I worked at a startup they told us that 70% fail completely (some because they never produced a product, most because the product was shit), 20% manage to develop tech that is of interest to major companies that buy them out (you get a little money for your options, maybe it's even worth your time), and 10% actually make it to IPO and you get to cash in your options for big bucks (hello villa in Costa Rica).
When the market is flying high it's easier to get VC money, and the IPOs are bigger. More ideas get funded, which means more bad ideas get funded.
This is a distinction between science and technology. Science is a conservative field where you create a robust barrier to entry for new ideas, and by the time a new idea is broadly shared it has been thoroughly vetted. Technology takes the other approach, try anything you can think of and let it sink or swim in the marketplace.
Go to a trade show to take selfies with the booth babes and collect T-shirts. Don't expect the future to be on display. It might be, somewhere, but you probably will miss it.
"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone
What you say is true, but...
Rarely have I seen a major trade show get completely panned. Rarely have I heard of so many broken/failed demonstrations.
Yes, there is always a lot of dreck at trade shows. Yes, startups are often run by idiots. (Mrs. Arendt worked for one once whose business plan was to "get acquired" before the buyer figured out the tech sucked.)
I think, now that the main Internet money flows are locked in (Google, Apple, Facebook, Twitter) the big money is moving on to major scams like Uber and Bitcoin. Why? Becasue how much revenue can any of these idiot applications/robots generate over the lifetime of the product or the company? Not much compared to the instant short-term gains to be had by trading Bitcoin futures against the Ralph Kramden's who think buying and holding one or two Bitcoins is the road to riches.
This CES may be to high-tech gadgets what Silverado was to movie Westerns - an expensive flop that killed off a beaten-to-death genre.
You have identified the core issue
Apple is now a foremost neoliberal kingdom. Steve Jobs must be turning in his grave.
Bravo.
You can find Steve at the new Apple HQ. Its his Mausoleum.
The man may have been a marketing genius, but he was also a obsessive headcase.
And it is being criticized like crazy:
Not to mention that it cost $5 Billion to build.
Apple Park encapsulates anti-neoliberalism
Devoting a huge building to livability and quality of life for the WORKERS--what a non-neoliberal concept. Scheming Tim Cook would never have initiated this project--a waste of shareholder money.
Not all the workers. Lack of child care facilities means
personnel will most likely continue to be male dominated.
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
It was my impression that day care was included.
Why do you have a problem
with mega-sized TVees, Drones, $2,000 Vlogging cameras and VR headsets?
This is what we all need, here in the good ole USA and around the world (looking at you shithole countries)..
Tech for food and cooking. Tech for water, Tech for shelter.
Nah. Have you seen Super Mario Cart on a Wall TV? No, have you?
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Satire is so hard these days. But you suceed. nt
LOL, +1 for "Looking at you shit hole countries"
Man, doesn't that just wrap it all up?
A lot of wanderers in the U.S. political desert recognize that all the duopoly has to offer is a choice of mirages. Come, let us trudge towards empty expanse of sand #1, littered with the bleached bones of Deaniacs and Hope and Changers.
-- lotlizard
For those who haven't seen it: The Hype Cycle