The most unsurprising headline of all time

Time to play "Which word is not like the others?"
This is an actual headline:

JPMorgan Chase Gave Convicted Felons Access To Client Data

That is ssssooooooo shocking!
A major Wall Street bank being involved with felons?!?

But have you spotted the word that is out of place?

The Financial Industry Regulatory Authority or FINRA is claiming JPMorgan Chase hired ex-cons into jobs that could access clients’ bank-account information.
FINRA said the banking behemoth failed to perform proper background screenings on as many as 8,670 employees from January 2009 to May of this year.

Have you guessed it?

The word that doesn't fit is "convicted".

Banking felonies aren't prosecutable offenses.

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Pricknick's picture

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

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Actually nothing surprises me anymore because we have gone down the rabbit hole so far and there is no coming back....

Banks can run the country and if they crash it, they just get away with it and can do it again as often as they want, corporations can have access to all of our confidential information and if they lose control of it, well that's life isn't it? They can also pollute our air, water and lands which can kill us, but that too is life. Rich people can have our money because they are more important than we are. Our government can let our infrastructure rot and if people are killed because of it, that's life. Ect, ect, into infinity.

Stein is being investigated for collusion with Putin because she's pictured sitting at a table with him. And Flynn. I wish I was kidding about this but it's true. Putin paid her to run for president so she could take votes away from Herheinous and the kos bots think that 1)

Hillary was entitled to have everyone vote for her. Hillary was the first candidate in history of this country who shouldn't have had to campaign for votes. She just needed to show up at the convention and become the democratic candidate.

2) There should be only two parties in this country on the presidential campaign because we aren't a parliamentary country or something....

3) people have lost their f'ng minds because they can't handle the idea that their candidate lost the election to the worst candidate in history, even though she was flawed in every category that makes people human. And sane.

4)???

I'm hungry. Guess I'll go look for some carrots and lettuce to eat.

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@snoopydawg
Get on top of the doghouse ace.

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@Pricknick

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This is the reaction to this news from you can probably guess. Let's not forget that Clapper perjured himself before congress when he was asked about illegal spying on us. If I shake my damn head again, I'm going to end up in a neck brace.


Of course. FLynn’s out so now they think its safe to talk directly to trump. and now Putins got trump sharing intelligence and talkiing about working together. He’s good!
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This is not collusion, it’s treason.
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There is no feasible explanation for trump to act as such an obsequious quisling but to admit that Putin has something on Dotard
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This is one reason I’m not panicked about Trump starting a war with North Korea. I think it’ highly unlikely that Putin would let him.
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finally some sanity

Maybe he’s right on this but James Clapper committed perjury before the Senate and got to keep his job for another three years. Let’s stop holding him up as some gold standard of credibility and integrity.
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A decade from now Mueller may be the “man of the century.”

I'm going to lay down again

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@snoopydawg and they would still call it part of Putin's master plan.

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@snoopydawg @snoopydawg
Two known liars. And the lies they told were about and went against our rjght to due process and privacy.

But hey, they are mean to Trumplethinskin, so they can’t be baddies now, can they? /s

EDIT: know/known

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@Amanda Matthews

Bush the lesser said something, but he didn't name names and ole McCain gave a speech that sounded a lot like American exceptionalism and the kids on ToP gave him a standing ovation. Then he voted against repealing Romney care and once again was a hero. However, that all went down in flames when he voted for the tax bill.
And their hero Obama has been doing wonderful things such as playing Santa and giving incredible speeches about something.... and probably getting lots of money for it

The point is, anyone who speaks out against Trump is a hero no matter what their past acts were.

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@snoopydawg @snoopydawg

They have ‘expert’ knowledge the rest of the bunch don’t. That’s why anyone from ‘intelligence’ who backs upt this RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! Is an especially dangerous liar. There are idiots who believe the lies simply because they back them up.

EDIT:: put in a paragraph on the wrong topic. Got confused there for a second. Also typo

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@snoopydawg

The point is, anyone who speaks out against Trump is a hero no matter what their past acts were.

Trump doesn't write any of the laws and does few of the policies.
So those at ToP hate Trump above all because of what he says, and how it makes them feel.

It's all very self-involved.

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you are what Grandma called, "a Caution." You just simply rock.

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if they fail to screen them, and that's only if they get caught. That's probably cheaper than screening them.

Note that the fraudster in the next article at the link is facing many years in prison for defrauding the bank. When the bank is the victim, the penalties are harsh, but when we're the victim, there are no penalties.

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"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."

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to pay for their crimes. They had the ‘Obama Seal of Approval’ and they threw it in our faces. Publicly.

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