Hey Democrats: You Need A Message? Here You Go.
Submitted by The Aspie Corner on Mon, 07/10/2017 - 11:14pm
The other day someone posted about the big fail when it came to Democrats and their messaging campaign and there was a joke in the comment section about a donkey wearing a blue condom.
Well.....okay, please forgive me, I just had to.
Let's make it a contest and see who can come up with the most facetious tagline ever.
See ya around,
Aspie
Edited for proper spelling.
Comments
Vote democratic.
You know you like it baby!
Don't worry. We'll gently let you down.
Now just sshhuush.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
aww crap...I mis-spelled 'will...
Modern education is little more than toeing the line for the capitalist pigs.
Guerrilla Liberalism won't liberate the US or the world from the iron fist of capital.
Democrats 2018:
1. Same fuck-over, now in blue!
2. Vote for us, and you'll be screwed, blued and tattooed!
3. Getting screwed the easy way.
4. You'll be screwed as usual, but you won't be transmissible.
5. Same bullshit, better wrapper.
6. BOHICA
7. LOL! You're fucked!
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
Hahaha!
I was going to vote for #2 ... then I got to #9. Winner winner!
Reality Winner! n/t
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
Democrats 2018
Together, we can stop the leaks!
OR
Democrats 2018
When resistance just isn't enough.
OR
Democrats 2018
For what's coming.
OR
Democrats 2018
We know you don't want to, but you sort of have to.
OR
Democrats 2018
99% Ineffective
OR
Democrats 2018
Just the Tip
OR
Democrats 2018
Keep us in your wallet.
OR
Democrats 2018
Fibbed for Her pleasure.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Democrats 2018
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Or
I swear, Tom Perez is like the Dem Reaper
I'm hoping for this by 2018:
I hope whatever is inside that coffin is included with a
stake through the where-used-to-be-heart-was and whatever exists to stop the dead returning.
Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.
How about
Vote Democrat 2020
Since we're well into a mass extinction event...
I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa
Democrats 2018:
You are so screwed!
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
Democrats 2018
From Russia With Love.
I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish
"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"
Heard from Margaret Kimberley
LOL, thanks for that
big dose of belly laugh this morning! Good thing I put the tea down before I read it.
Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur
Cackled out loud. :)
Still have a smile on my face. Thanks!
LOL
Hillary, is that you?
Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy
Not quite Hillary-esque. At least in pitch. ;)
I play video games. There's a NPC (non-player character) in one of them that laughs just like Hillary.
One more, although this one offends even me,
Democrats 2018:
Fuck or walk...
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
Vote for democrats because
When you're a democrat, they let you do it.
We've got you by the balls -
(Edit: some belated additions from the filthy/adolescent mind portion of the peanut section.)
We've got you by the balls - we'll squeeze 'til you turn blue!
We are the elephant in the roomy donkey-skin - and your ass is ours. Assume the position we demand.
Come into the Big Blue Tent - where no-one can hear you scream.
Hey, you get a pretty blue condom - and no bayonets this time!
What do you mean, too little, too late?
Grin and bare it - we're now importing donkey-shows from Mexico. Jobs for all!
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.
Donkey shows from Mexico...
Gosh I hope that's an urban myth!
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
@dervish
I kinda assumed that it must be - it wouldn't be funny otherwise.
Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.
A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.