Boxing Day
On the day after Christmas...
- In feudal times the lord of the manor would give boxes of practical goods such as cloth, grains, and tools to the serfs who lived on his land.
- Many years ago on the day after Christmas servants would carry boxes to their employers when they arrived for their day's work. Their employers would then put coins in the boxes as special end-of-year gifts.
- In churches, it was traditional to open the church's donation box on Christmas Day and distribute it to the poorer or lower class citizens on the next day.
Take your pick.
In the world of retail Boxing Day is the day everyone brings back all the crap they got for gifts that they didn't want or is the wrong size or the wrong color or that they shoplifted and now want full retail for instead of the 10% that the local fence will give them.
Now fortunately for me I never had to work the counter during this period of long lines and testy, hung over sales people and managers dealing with irate customers who think that making their sob story more pitiful than the last one will get them any treatment more special than what everyone gets.
- Is it all there?
- Is it undamaged?
- Did you buy it here?
Bingo, have some store credit. Go nuts. Have a nice day.
What makes it especially crappy for the clerks is that you don't normally get a lot of practice with the return procedures because your manager will handle it since it's easier than training you. Now you have 20 in a row and the first 7 or 8 are slow until you get the hang of things.
As a customer I have to warn you, this is not a swap meet. If they didn't have a blue size 6 on Christmas Eve, they don't have it now either EVEN IF THE CUSTOMER RIGHT AHEAD OF YOU IN LINE JUST RETURNED A SIZE 6 IN BLUE!
It has to go back to the warehouse for processing and re-packaging. Really.
So if you braved the surly stares today you have my admiration for your tenacity. If you waited for the rush to pass my respect for your brilliance.
But don't wait too long. It all has to be out of the store before February inventory so it doesn't have to be counted.
Cross Posted from The Stars Hollow Gazette and DocuDharma
Comments
Vent Hole
Good afternoon, salesclerk.
I want to return these gifts. I specifically stated I wanted my elected officials and their appointees in the 99% size, and all these presents I received were of the 1% size, which doesn't suit me.
Is it all there? -- Yes, I want no part of it.
Is it undamaged? -- Untouched by me. If it's damaged, it came that way.
Did you buy it here? -- Looking around on my way in, it appears you only carry the 1% sizes, but I would be happy to receive store credit for those nice. sharp pitchforks in your House and Garden department.
Clever.
A far cry from yester years Boxing day.
Bein' Umurican, I know little of boxing day until now. Thanks ekward fonbuk.
In some regions of the southern states, prior to the civil war, the yule log had a very special meaning for the slaves. The slaves were permitted to burn a yule log during the Christmas holidays and for as long as it burned, they did not have to work. Slave would cleverly choose the largest log that they could find and soak it in a stream or creek or lake beginning in January in preparation for the next holiday season. This tactic could buy them as much as two weeks time off!
I also remember reading, ages ago, bits about how wealthy southerners would host Christmas eve parties, inviting the poor to join them. Plenty of nog for all!
My personal Christmas wish for this year, is that someone left a steaming turd in Donald Drumpf's stocking. Along with peace and goodwill towards humanity. I will have better luck with the first wish, I'm sure.
"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage
Well...
the gloves are only there to protect my hands.
"Take your pick."
- Boys fighting over which one gets to play with the coolest toy.
-The cats fighting over that choice piece of red ribbon that was wrapped around that coolest toy.
- Papa breaking down all the cardboard boxes everything came in, and carrying them over to the recycling center.
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
Cats.
I like kitties.