Bwahahhahahahahahaahahahaha!!!!!

Submitted by Bisbonian on Sat, 10/29/2016 - 11:53pm

Stolen from Jack Pine Radicals, who got it from Wikileaks, who got it from Putin, who got it from Satan!

From: Abedin, Huma [mailto:AbedinH@state.gov]
Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:59 AM
To: H
Subject: Fw: Gunmen try to assassinate head of Libyan army (AP)
From: OpsNewsTicker
Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2011 11:19 AM
To: NEWS-Mahogany
Subject: Gunmen try to assassinate head of Libyan army (AP)
TRIPOLI (AP) – A spokesman for Libya’s military says gunmen tried to kill the head of the army in a bold

daylight attack in the country’s capital.
Infantry spokesman Sgt. Abdel-Razik el-Shibahy says the army chief of staff was in a convoy Saturday
traveling from his home in Tripoli to the military headquarters when a group of armed men at a fake checkpoint

tried to stop them.
He says Gen. Khalifa Hifter’s convoy swerved from the checkpoint and drove over a nearby bridge where
they were shot at by two gunmen positioned on the other side.

The spokesman says no one in the convoy was harmed and that soldiers arrested the two gunmen, who are in
military custody for questioning.
Hifter’s son, Belgasim, blamed a rival group of ex-rebel fighters.

News Tickers alert senior Department officials to breaking news. This item appears as it did in its original publication and does not contain analysis or commentary by Department sources.

H's answer to this shocking news?

From: H [mailto:HDR22@clintonemail.com]
Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2011 12:58 PM
To: Abedin, Huma
Subject: Re: Gunmen try to assassinate head of Libyan army (AP)

Did you get info from Chelsea about the wall lamps?

Huma's reply:

From: Abedin, Huma [nnailto:AbedinH©state.gov ]

Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2011 02:38 PM
To: H
Subject: Re: Gunmen try to assassinate head of Libyan army (AP)
She did send me link. They are beautiful but way out of my price range!

H's reply:

From: H

Sent: Saturday, December 10, 2011 2:49 PM
To: ‘abedinh@state.goy’
Subject Re: Gunmen try to assassinate head of Libyan army (AP)
Did you look at all the ones in the link to the brand? Can you call me at home?

Tags:

wall lamps Benghazi!

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Comments

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 10/29/2016 - 11:58pm

Jesus, the woman has the attention span of a duck

and such little interest in foreign affairs makes you wonder why she wants to be presi....

Ohhhh, That's right...

Money...

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:12am

What have you got against ducks?

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Submitted by HenryAWallace on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:57am

I'm tired of putting them in rows and bringing

them to the bottom line. Not too thrilled about making way for ducklings, either. I can't take it anymore. I just can't. I've had it, I tells ya!

(Household hint: If you ever sugar, google images make way for ducklings Public Garden.)

Submitted by Bisbonian on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:41am

I used to stay in a hotel in Little Rock

They had the cake from Bill's inauguration in a glass case in the lobby. And ducks. They had a flock of ducks that would follow some bellman, out the door every day in the morning, and then be called back in the evening to come in. And they didn't make a mess! I don't know how they did that...ducks are generally so messy.

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:14am

Is that a branch of the Peabody?

Hotel in Memphis, ducks, lobby, bellman, etc.

Ducks with memphis_duckmaster[1].jpg

Little duckie diapers, I suppose.

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 9:09am

Yup, the Peabody.

Getcher ducks inaline.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:35am

They drive me quackers....

Actually, it's not ducks so much as geese...

Geese are dicks...

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:18am

Technically, that's the gander.

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Submitted by RuralLiberal on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:24pm

Geez, you made me laugh!!

You're right. Geese really are dicks!!

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Submitted by bondibox on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 1:07pm

Daniel Turducken Stinkerbutt

http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/airplane-passengers-fall-love-emotional-...

Airplane Passengers Fall in Love With Emotional Support Duck Accompanying Owner With PTSD

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Submitted by HenryAWallace on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:29am

And power. My abuela is a money hungry, power mad,

self-centered, self-absorbed, egomaniacal, control freak psychopath.

If I could just get past all that....

Submitted by luminous on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:04am

possible she is talking in

possible she is talking in code as well.

Submitted by Steven D on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 9:42am

To be fair

I'd rather have her spending her time on wall lamps then "serving her country."

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Submitted by enhydra lutris on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 11:51am

Hey, look - " the assassination failed. Nothing to cheer or

applaud, so let's move on to potential good news - didja get a line on those lamps?"

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Submitted by Roger Fox on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:08pm

And just like a duck, she has a bill.......

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Submitted by Ellen North on Mon, 10/31/2016 - 3:44am

Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:08pm —

Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:08pm — Roger Fox

And just like a duck, she has a bill.......

And apparently even Bill's dick is crooked...

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Submitted by Joanne Leon on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:20am

Wow

That's amazing.

Every time I think things can't get crazier, they do. This weekend feels like some kind of peak crazy.

Submitted by WoodsDweller on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 11:07am

If only this were the peak of crazy

I fear that we are rapidly approaching the Crazy Singularity, beyond which the very fabric of reality is altered in ways we cannot predict.

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Submitted by Timmethy2.0 on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 11:53am

There's still room for it to get a heck of a lot crazier n/t

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Submitted by faithsoasis on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:25am

Money; sure;

Money; sure;
AND
More Importantly and To The Point; She Would Become "The Decider and Chief" 0ver A "Justice" Dept which will be expected to Install the Clinton version of the Obama "theme" of "ONLY LOOKING FORWARD" WITH REGARD TO PROSECUTING. ESPIONAGE OR WAR CRIMES . . .
Ya Think?

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Submitted by Ellen North on Mon, 10/31/2016 - 3:51am

Lol, she's notoriously

Lol, she's notoriously vindictive and apparently Obama had the temerity to win election over her even though she cheated, so that he appeared to have won by a much smaller margin than he actually did.

So I wouldn't trust her not to pull a little something after getting coronated - and maybe that's why Obama wanted to shift 1.7 billion in cash out of the country on the QT? 'Fast Track' traveling money?

Got my speculators on and I'm on a roll on the floor laughing my ass off, rather hysterically. Quite hysterically, actually.

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Submitted by Alligator Ed on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:57am

Fuck them Libyans! How'd ya like my lamps?

Submitted by UntimelyRippd on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:24am

"Watch this drive"

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Submitted by MsGrin on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 7:10am

Now we understand why she had to have

A State paycheck, and Foundation, AND Teneo at the same time - she could not keep up with the Clintons' taste without it since Weiner had become a stay-at-home text-er and was not pulling his weight.

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Submitted by riverlover on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 7:55am

Sunday morning and pulling weight+Weiner=bad day.

How catty, miao.

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Submitted by lotlizard on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:19am

Madame President, Saudis are starving Yemenis, it's a Holocaust

Oval Office: "Did you get info from Chelsea about the wall lamps?"

Submitted by eyo on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 6:50am

Now living in infamy, to my great displeasure

Backlash? Wait for it... Oh by the way, there is no "stolen" truth, it is what it is.

Homelessness reaches record high, but
"Did you get info from Chelsea about the wall lamps?"

Half of all citizens live in poverty, but
"Did you get info from Chelsea about the wall lamps?"

Wage stagnation stretches on for decades, but
"Did you get info from Chelsea about the wall lamps?"

Full employment and no opportunity to climb, but
"Did you get info from Chelsea about the wall lamps?"

1% priorities! It is cake time, peeps. Most qualified female for President is Jill Stein, that's what I think. Or Gloria La Riva. Clinton is Thatcher but worse.

Peace

Submitted by Hillbilly Dem on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 6:52am

(Stolen from Mel Brooks)

Huma: "Madam President, the peasants are revolting!"

Hillary: "Whooo! You're telling me, they stink on ice."

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Submitted by elenacarlena on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:20am

Link to the original?

Surely she had some comment on Libya in between? Surely? Ya know, like a halfway decent human being?

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Submitted by Centaurea on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:51am

Here's the link

Link to the original at wikileaks:

https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/23594

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 9:26am

Exactly. Nothing but wall lamps.

As far as the eye can see.

Wall to wall wall lamps.

It's wall lamps, all the way down.

Read from the bottom, up.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 9:52am

So I guess Hillary is going to build a wall..

A wall of lamps?

Sounds like code to me...

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 9:57am

A beautiful wall!

The best wall. With lamps.

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Submitted by lotlizard on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 1:20pm

It’ll be magic. And Osama bin Aladdin’s going to pay for it. n/t

Submitted by elenacarlena on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:17pm

Thank you! OMG, it really is just one right after the other.

Lamps. Lamps more important than people. Unbelievable.

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Submitted by lotlizard on Mon, 10/31/2016 - 1:24am

The new New Colossus

At the base of the majestic Statue of ~~Liberty~~ Hillary in New York Harbor it’ll say,

I lift my wall lamp beside the golden door!

Submitted by Ellen North on Mon, 10/31/2016 - 3:57am

But those lamps are evidently

But those lamps are evidently worth far more than most people are if someone pulling in up to 3 salaries at one point thinks they're out of her price range.

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Submitted by lotlizard on Mon, 10/31/2016 - 4:01am

Good point, I stand corrected. The Statue of Hillary will say

I lift my golden wall lamp beside the door!

Submitted by Ellen North on Mon, 10/31/2016 - 4:07am

Wait, wouldn't she get the

Wait, wouldn't she get the help to actually do the lifting?

Edit: unless she has the help already occupied running around taking off most of my recs... what's up with this?

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Submitted by Older and Wiser Now on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:34am

I noticed the entire time I was reading your essay

my head was automatically just shaking back and forth: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I want to wake up now.

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Submitted by Anja Geitz on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:44am

Is this satire?

I can't tell anymore.

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Submitted by Centaurea on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:57am

Apparently not

It's in the wikileaks archive. I posted the link in response to Elenacarlena's inquiry a couple of comments upthread.

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Submitted by Anja Geitz on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 4:34am

Good God

This woman is incomprehensible. Too much death and dying on her watch that she is bored with it all? Maybe their heads pitched on stakes outside her window might elicit a response?

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Submitted by dervish on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 10:55am

Daesh tried that

maybe not outside her window, but in a place that she could see them.

It may have worked, she still sends cards, letters and gifts to east Aleppo, if not Mosul.

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Submitted by Centaurea on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 2:46pm

Heads on stakes outside her window

Heads on stakes outside her window would elicit a response. "Ask Chelsea where she got those curtains."

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Submitted by Ellen North on Mon, 10/31/2016 - 4:00am

She gets all excited if she

She gets all excited if she gets to see them suffering, but otherwise it fails to light her wall lamp.

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A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

Submitted by Anja Geitz on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 4:36am

Oops

double post

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Submitted by tourniquet on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 4:16am

good fucking

what the fuck now, seriously? seriously??

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Submitted by tourniquet on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 4:27am

interestingly,

the fairly "yay rah!" bbc has taken it's poll tracker down on it's site. when i saw it last night she was only leading by 3%.

three percent, hillbots. excellent work, really. kudos and slow clap.

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Submitted by irishking on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 5:32am

If SNL doesn't do this scene,

we know something is wrong.

Stein - Baraka
2016

Submitted by riverlover on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 5:32am

Yay to all of you who get to early vote (not her, esp!)

I am in NY were such is not allowed. Except I guess absentee. Once those absentee ballots are mailed in, you think they count them and tabulate? I recall (vaguely) seeing some statement about the election being decided before Voting Day. Essentially how many voters think they are doing anything?

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Submitted by WheninRome on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 7:52am

Geezus. How much were some

Geezus. How much were some wall lamps that Huma couldn't afford? She was bringing down like three salaries. Were the lampshades made out of Libyan people skin or something? I'm sorry but this is beyond beyond.

Submitted by Phoeline on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 8:14am

When you're an aristrocrat

One must keep priorities straight. Those boring assassination attempts happen every day, but great deals on home decor are rare and need to be addressed immediately!

Submitted by Timmethy2.0 on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:08pm

Is this the same Khalifa Haftar who worked for the CIA

Who is head of the Hillary backed faction of her Libyan clustf**k?

I first learned about him by reading this New Yorker article which was when my disgust with Hillary started really climbing.

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Submitted by eyo on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:18pm

Heads up Florida here they come

'Hillary's not going to be distracted' Well why not distract her a little bit? Be sand in the gears.

[...] As Clinton prepared to fly to Florida for a two-day swing through the battleground state, Podesta was defiant: "We're not going to be distracted and Hillary's not going to be distracted in the final days of this election over nothing."
Both Podesta and Mook emphasized the possibility that the emails that the FBI is now examining -- uncovered as part of the bureau's investigation into Clinton aide Huma Abedin's estranged husband, Anthony Weiner -- may not reveal new information.
"Reports indicate that many of these emails are likely to be duplicates," Podesta said. "It's in fact entirely possible all the emails in question are just that -- duplicates."

Dickileaks doesn't matter, but "Did you get info from Chelsea about the wall lamps?"

Let's not forget Democratic priorities! Ka-boom! Way out of range.

Submitted by Leu2500 on Sun, 10/30/2016 - 12:53pm