Hail To The Chief
Jiminy Chrismas. I go away from this place for a week, and, when I come back, everyone here is still obsessing about the 
president, and the politics?
So stupid. So boring.
Do people, here, not understand, that all such, has been obviated?
Because the Science Men? They have Confirmed? The president?
They're roaming around down there, the Science Men, in the bottom of the ocean, with their Machines, and their Looking . . . and there they "noticed a glowing purple orb hiding in the shadows. They zoomed in on the creature with an underwater robot camera—and were completely mystified. They had never seen anything like this before."
"I'm stumped," you can hear one of the scientists say. "I have no idea. I couldn't even hazard a guess."
They then commence their fun and fumbling patented Science Men Guessing:
"What if it's an egg sack of some sort?"
"Is that a little embryo-type thing inside?"
"Maybe it's a spider egg sack?"
"Maybe we should leave it, then, we don't want to mess with spider egg sacks."
"Get some lasers."
"It looks like a disco ball right now."
They brought it onto a ship. And they fondled it. With their Science Men hands. And still, they didn't know what it was.
I know what it was. Is. It is the president.
Everyone knows The Hairball cannot become the president. And neither can The Mad Bomber.
Therefore, the president, shall be this purple orb.
This, is, completely, obvious.
So: people: stop stressing.
The president thing, it is taken care of. The president, it is going to be this purple orb. And it will all be, pretty much, all right. With this president.
So now. Everybody. Can move on. To the really important things.
Like:
Really. You know. With all this presidenting. And all this politicking. Sometimes. I really worry. 'Bout you.
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Purple is my favorite color! I am willing to bow down to the
glowing orb. WAY before I bow down to either of the major candidates for President.
But shouldn't they have set up a camera to observe it in its natural setting and left the critter or critter-to-be where it was? Wouldn't something adapted to the deep sea, at the very least, have a hard time of survival after being brought up onto the ship? Is this how we should treat something so rare it has never been seen before?
#FreeThePurpleOrb! #ReturnItToItsHome!
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they are
Science Men. They have to run their Science Men hands all over everything. Kind of like molesters.
Exactly what I was thinking! Or something very like it, anyway.
Is threatening the survival of an endangered species prohibited when we do it, but "okay" when Science Men do it?
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Maybe it's the reincarnation of Prince.
I can hear him now:
There is nothing which I dread so much as a division of the republic into two great parties.. This...is to be dreaded as the greatest political evil under our Constitution.--John Adams
i think
you may be on to something there. The mysterious orb, it is Prince, reborn. He is risen!
And today, in His honor, is Fentanyl Friday.
Let us pray.
I was wondering who Lew Welch was
The Image, as in a Hexagram
The hermit locks his door against the blizzard.
He keeps the cabin warm.
All winter long he sorts out all he has.
What was well started shall be finished.
What was not, should be thrown away.
In spring he emerges with one garment
and a single book.
The cabin is very clean.
Except for that, you'd never guess
anyone lived there.
Lew Welch -
http://www.rooknet.net/beatpage/writers/welch.html
[video:https://youtu.be/zywDiFdxopU]
All hail to the purple
chief. He has this situation under control.
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuP6KbIsNK4]
Heh
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. - Friedrich Nietzsche -
it is an earthly form....
...sent down by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to sieve us from our sins.
what would you call the Pastafarian form of the Messiah?
I'm More Than Ready For Something Else
Between this presidential campaign which has run for almost four years now, and the international disgrace which is the Olympics, I would love to see and hear something else. Maybe someone will ask the TEAvangeliban if there is something in their BUYbull which has Yeshua returning, arrayed in violet.
Well it COULD be Him! All one has to do is believe hard enough, and clap loudly, and He Will Return to smite the enemies of the True Believers and make the world safe for Sharia - oops, I mean, direct Divine Rule.
Vowing To Oppose Everything Trump Attempts.
The Orb:
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAKWKfVcd04]
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
G'morning, Hecate.
I hope being away and coming back were non-stressworthy? Thanks for the song, so many great songs from the 'stones to choose from get passed by, by us short attention spanned individuals.
#free the purple orb
Ya got to be a Spirit, cain't be no Ghost. . .
Explain Bldg #7. . . still waiting. . .
If you’ve ever wondered whether you would have complied in 1930’s Germany,
Now you know. . .
sign at protest march
Purple, the color of the emperor
In ancient Rome, only the emperor could wear purple. Wear purple, go to jail, or get thrown to the lions. Just say no to purple.
Beware the bullshit factories.
Above the purple orb is a purple haze,
keeping people from seeing the truth. We don't need a president. This has all been a joke. It's time to laugh.
[video:https://youtu.be/fjwWjx7Cw8I]
I like the color purple
And I like that you made me think of something else. I think there should be a support group for people suffering PTSD from this election.
There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier