i'd just like to state my freelings
Submitted by tourniquet on Thu, 07/28/2016 - 2:39pm
i don't like me some clintons. that's been borne out by my four posts here on the internet about how i completely don't like me some clintons over the last four days.
but seriously, if we expect to hop over to the adult table, we'll pretty much have to vote for clinton
clinton is the smartestest, bestest smelling, most female candidate we have. and i say that as an utter misogynist.
if you're not with me at this point, just keep in mind that if you aren't willing to vote for clinton, you love hitler. you are also misogynist, racist and a donald trump supporter.
have fun watching your country explode in a hail of tacos, baloney and grim tuna.
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I was promised "a hail of tacos, baloney and grim tuna," but
the video won't play. My disappointment is boundless.
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
here we go.
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Say, what's that button do?
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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
whatever it takes
to wake your neighbors.
as long as they don't burn down your house.
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If you can prove she's the bestest smelling
I might change my mind.
her smell
is most sublime. it makes emporer nero's smell smell of asafoetida. thus, there is no better smelling being than clinton, and likely either clinton.
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Must be all those ass's milk baths.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
For a minute, I thought you were real.
Thank god you're not.
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
I think the best vote for Hillary argument is this:
she cares about children and grandchildren. She and her loving husband, Bill, have been through the tough times and have bounced back every time, from when he lost the governor's race in Arkansas to when it was discovered that he is, in fact, a serial cheater preying on young women, to the time when they were dead broke after leaving the White House and had to rely on speeches at $225,000 a pop (which is only what they offered after being told what the price would be).
She cares. I'm with her because she's with somebody who was speaking at the convention the other night. I forget who it was. She's always worked for the good of the Clintons and that shows tenacity. She's a fighter. And a grandmother.
But seriously....how would I work to get her elected? What argument would I use? First of all I'd have to convince myself that voting for her made any sense. But let's say I did. Really, all I could use would be the anti-Trump thing.
But then the more I think about it the more I see that it's not like the Dems made a mistake by nominating the wrong candidate. They framed the whole thing as Hillary's Coronation. The superdelegates were a bold statement that they wanted Hillary and they were gonna get Hillary. So how can we say (as I was imagining) that they made a mistake but now we have to vote for her anyway?
They set it up. They said "this is how it's going to be whether or not you try to stop it". Then they insulted us, over and over....and are still doing it, with their Nina Turner nonsense and their threatening Bernie's people over signs.
I'm going to try, really, to formulate a pro-Hillary argument but it won't be easy and will take some time. I suspect there will be flaws in whatever I come up with.
Only Honest Pro-Hillary Argument I can think of.
Do it because she will crush you like a bug if you do not.
You see that ant? STOMP. THAT'S What you are to her if you get in her way.
You can either get in line, or shut the hell up NOW. Makes no goddamn difference to me... but...
wait... oh right, I remember this argument.
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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
My vote for Hils argument? She's my abuela.
Wait. I'm Irish. Never mind.
"Just call me Hillbilly Dem(exit)."
-H/T to Wavey Davey
ok, I'm getting close to a pro-Hills argument
it has to be honest. Any mention of how "she and Bernie agree on so many issues" is right out! Any mention of how she's fought for children is not going to cut it.
So how's this?
Hillary is one terrible candidate. They stuck it to us, she and her ilk. They forced her on us as the nominee of the Democratic Party in a heavy handed undemocratic way. Yes, a vote for her is an acceptance of the aggressively decadent 1%ers.
But who is going to be easier to get rid of in 2020? Trump or Hills?
No wait...this is a pro-Trump argument. Let me start again.
Hillary is one terrible candidate. We knew that all along. And....
no, I'm going to have to think about this for awhile. Maybe I'll have some inspiration and maybe I'll have something by tomorrow....maybe.
by morning
Sleep on it. Many creative moments seem to arrive in the wee hours when my brain is stressing between having to get up and pee, and deepest sleep.
Or when you know,like Hillary, Bill, Donald, and all the other personalities at the last two weeks worth of shitfest, that someone else wipes your ass when you truly fuck up.... then you can be CREATIVE
Share your feelings from the DNC cage
Nice PR, Hillary and DNC
Free Speech from a block away behind a fence. So nice internationally.
Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.
Remember when Democrats were incensed by Dubya's
Free Speech Zones? Now that Dems are doing it, it's OK with them. Hypocrites!
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
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Female mice were told, “Look! You get to vote for a female cat!”
“All the other cats we let you vote for up to now were toms! It’s historic!”
You win the Internet!!
This is the best comment I have ever seen IN MY LIFE. And your avatar is perfect with it.
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I agree. I guess our work is done here.
No need to read the internet anymore.
Free at last
IMAGINE if you woke up the day after a US Presidential Election and headlines around the the world blared, "The Majority of Americans Refused to Vote in US Presidential Election! What Does this Mean?"
Whew, have pity on those of us who scare really easily
wow -
had to read it slowly, before my prayers for SNARK, oh, please FSM, let it be snark were answered.
Shouldn't scare folks like that...trying to remember the commercial, something about "it's not right to fool Mother Nature."
just make sure
you vote for clinton, because otherwise you love hitler and are advocating for the murder of all of us. seriously.
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Hillary Clinton
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Their brains have not only been washed, as you say
They have been dry cleaned.
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Carbona causes cancer.
Right? TCE? Dry cleaning fluid?
I wonder if the Clintons
are related to the Duggars?
"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage
It's possible to find that out, you know
There's a site called Geni.com that features interactive genealogy, including "who's related to whom, and in what degree?"
Just went over there and got this:
Jim Bob Duggar is Hillary Rodham Clinton, former U.S. Secretary of State's 15th cousin thrice removed.
On the other hand I'm related to Jim Bob Duggar at least two different ways - 9th cousin on one side and 8th cousin once removed on another. Ick.
Unfortunately you only get one shot at this and then the path gets stuck, so I wasn't able to find out much about Big Dog other than as "husband". (They're connected, but there may be a couple of side-steps through marriages.)
There is no justice. There can be no peace.
Now, that was funny...
"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage
Hmm!, Duggars.......... no thanks.
The Duke of Wellington and Lord Nelson are distant cousins.............. but fortunately not a Duggar.
Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.
It's all Col. Edmund Scarburgh's fault :-)
He got the hots for this Ann Taft or Toft gal, even though he was a married man (sound familiar?), and to make it short she became my umpteenth grandmother.
The Duggar connection is probably through one of his uncles.
There is no justice. There can be no peace.
Our enthusiasm knows no bounds
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Beware the bullshit factories.
Because.
You have to vote for Hillary ... because.
So there.
(That emoticon is a little too friendly-looking for this purpose.)
"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi
"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone
"I Vow To Thee, My Smell"
Anyone who gets that reference is an omnivorous reader with a mind like flypaper - like me.
There is no justice. There can be no peace.