This is simple. If we want to win we can't let them spin. Success in every war depends on taking the high ground. In this case the Vampire Squid depends on convincing the unwashed masses that God is on it's side. Can you say Prosperity Gospel boys and girls?

We had a pie fight when Steve requested a little verbal decorum. A simple request to refrain from juvenile profanity does not strike me as a lot to ask considering the stakes.