Tongue tied? Fear of foot-in-mouth disease? What physical ailment afflicts our Chief Justice from saying the dreaded words "Eric Ciarimella"? See, I've said it. No lightning bolts from Zeus or the FSM to discipline me for rashness. Will I lose my YouTube Channel? Oh, don't have one--I'll have to start one so that I can start violating "community norms". Well, my community consists in large parties of cold-blooded alligators who would as soon eat you as look at you.

This evening's music features blues singer and harmonica player Sammy Myers.