First off, some background. I’m an Asshole. Always have been, don’t see it changing until I reach the curmudgeon age.
Which is really just an alternative descriptive change that occurs around an unspecified, and in flux number of revolutions around the sun.
Also, it’s not up to me when that appelletion changes, or so I’ve been informed.

Second, I use profanity like most people use Air, in its absence I start to choke and cough(could be the bong).