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California Christmastime
Well, you can take your snow and shove it
This is our Christmas and we love it
It's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese
That's the way that California does it!
Even our Santa has a suntan
He's also an unemployed stuntman
Is he even awake?
Yeah, I'm just really baked
If he can be Santa Claus, anyone can!
California Christmastime
It's just a golden state of mind
Chet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight!
Put on some pants, Chet!
California Christmastime
Don we now our surf apparel
And we have our own kind of Christmas carol
~ Crazy Ex-Girlfriend's Cast