Normally, this space would contain Funk Friday, or something like it. So the first thing to do is make sure it isn't borked, like oh so much today, by posting something.

Not gonna try to usurp the funk zone, or at least, not ab initio

OK, so CStS' most recent OT introduced a system of ranking certain flics based on Savios. Specifically, 1 to 5 Savios, instead of stars, teacups or what have you.