Welcome to Between the Lines, where, just like that jerk in the front row of a magic show who won't stop pointing out how they do the tricks, I take a look at the Army's propaganda and do my level best to figure out where they're hiding the rabbit.

Welcome to Between the Lines, my Monday Morning review of the propaganda coming out of the DOD, sifted to the essential truths that many in the military already are well aware of, but the MSM doesn't feel is newsworthy.

I admit I'm personally in a bit of a funk this week. I've had a lot of issues with my paranoia about my relationships already, and now the headlines are making me second guess nearly every relationship decision or disagreement I've had in the last 22 years.

Good Monday Morning, and welcome to my first official edition of "Between The Lines" which is where I take a look at the propaganda coming out of the US Military and determine what the most likely orders they've been given are.

First out of the chute, a little human interest story about Hats: