Donnie Blowhard really likes "me"
I have previously posted several "personal" email messages from the Red Side. The cloying praise for my non-existent donations to and support for the MAGA cause is both risible and telling. We live in an utterly fraudulent political culture.
The story told in all these GOP personalized appeals is a victim narrative. The American people are the victims of the Democrat Mob, whose evil knows no bounds. It has imported millions of blue voters from the Third World to keep the Blue Machine in power, destroying Freedom Itself in the process.
Now that Trump is deporting these Blue Voting creeps, and the Super Rich Blue donors have cranked out tens of millions of dollars to restore their evil rule over America, The Red Side is now trying to rally its rank and file with a combination of flattery and bullshit.
The latest from the Orange Fart Cloud himself:
President Donald J. Trump
You:
Out of millions, you were hand-picked.
I’m opening my Inner Circle to only 150,000 Americans total – ever.
JOIN MY INNER CIRCLEThis is the last call before we close the doors for good on Thanksgiving.
Once you’re in, you’ll get intel the media will never report, briefings straight from the Oval Office, and things I can only share with only the most die-hard MAGA Patriots.
Trust me, you will not want to miss out on these exclusive strategy updates from HQ.
I will NOT extend this deadline. Too many are begging to get in, and 150,000 is the hard limit.
If you join before Friday, I’m planning something very special that day just for my Inner Circle patriots as a personal thank you.
I can’t extend past Thanksgiving – too many people are trying to get in.
ACCEPT YOUR INVITATION NOW
You’re one of us. Don’t miss this.
Donald J. Trump
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That makes
my friggin' eyes itch, just reading it.
And to think that there are people out there who will read that and believe that he's actually fluffing them. The mind boggles. As my dear departed grey-haired mammy used to say: "Gag a maggot on a shitwagon..."
Twice bitten, permanently shy.
Is this WWF comedy?
.
who in their right mind would ever swallow this crap?
desperation abounds.
I know of nothing that is supposed to resonate with this
line of advertisement. Just say no.
Zionism is a social disease
There's more already
The midterm House election is 49 weeks away. Will this incendiary rhetoric cool off? Ever?
Is this life from now on? Or will it collapse from its own contradictions?
On second thought, let's not go to Planet Earth? Tis a silly place.
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.
Is this life from now on?
.
yup
called the new normal
will get driven into our brains
until the next shiny object comes around.
It is the way they
rollrule.Zionism is a social disease
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oops?
wrong button or fat fingers
take youir pick
Zionism is a social disease
If these are the absolute, final
requests from these goobers, maybe the idiotic emails will stop? I dunno, fwf. They are at least humorous...
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
One can hope
but I fear that Hair on Fire is as of now normal volume for political discussion and it will only calm down when the human race goes the way of the dodo.
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.