Today's humor (1/13/17): Maggie Hassan't a Clue

With all the gloom and doom awaiting us on January 20, with all the talk about CIA-led coup, with all the talk about...well, just about anything, I realize it is time to prescribe a dose of Humor (remember humor is not habit-forming and no one has overdosed on it).

Well, I realize that it gets very cold during Northeast winters, like in New Hampshire, which makes getting around very difficult. In fact there is one Senator, Maggie Hassan who is so snow-bound that news from Vermont, just across the Connecticut River from NH, has failed to reach her in time. In time for what? In time to prevent another one of her episodes of foot-in-mouth disease

After her performance in the Senate is it any wonder that the approval rating of Congress is 9% (which is lower than used car salesmen)? Maggie, calm down! Hillary lost. You can stop looking for Russians under your bed. The New Hampshire weather must be too cold, even for them.

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riverlover's picture

Can I get my $4.00 refund from her campaign? Hitch your point to a Star...

Edit for angry? I I don't even live in that state?

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

in that propaganda for just a bit too long. God, don't these people have aides who can brief them on this crap? I guess she's already too busy groveling for dollars and doesn't have time?

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Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur

asterisk's picture

Furthermore it is a well known gateway to critical thinking.
As soon as the PTB figure that out we can expect them to place Humor on the Schedule I list of highly dangerous drugs with no known clinical uses.

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MsGrin's picture

I was afraid I'd need to make this point (you've done it much better than I would have). Wink

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'What we are left with is an agency mandated to ensure transparency and disclosure that is actually working to keep the public in the dark' - Ann M. Ravel, former FEC member

unless it is imported from Canada, and Cory Booker worries about safety.
IT MAY BE CONTAGIOUS, people!!!!

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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

riverlover's picture

http://jackpineradicals.com/boards/topic/the-emails-that-damaged-clinton...

I tried to join JPR, my email address was questioned and blocked. No join. I sure as hell was not going to try my gmail addy.

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

There's something I noticed this morning on a help thread in a game I play:

Since early this morning technoized server has activated a number of bans. This is simply due to the black list that is guarding the server and it occasionally nets regular users. It just seems to be abnormally high amount today.

If you find yourself banned for no apparent reason, I am told it should resolve after about an hour.

We do not have any control of the blacklist so please be patient and wait it out.
Sky has found this link: Remove my IP so just explain that you are on a different server that has been affected by the ban.

This may be simply because of association, applying to servers having botnets on them, but in view of ongoing developments, I did, upon seeing this and noting a sudden and radical increase in off-site-controlled-blacklisting of members (mention of which I'd never even heard before) having just now occurred, wonder about 'Russia!'and 'Fake News with FACTS!' excuses for internet censorship, Obama having already pretty much privatized the Domain Name control and all... The above link (leading to http://efnetrbl.org/remove.php ) may or may not apply to other sites than the gamesite I found it on, but I wonder if something of the sort might be useful in your situation?

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

GreyWolf's picture

[video:https://youtu.be/G8yU8wk67gY width:600]

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