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Booker's push for Kavanaugh vote delay called out over his 1992 column detailing teenage groping

New Year's Eve 1984 I will never forget. I was 15. As the ball dropped, I leaned over to hug a friend and she met me instead with an overwhelming kiss. As we fumbled upon the bed, I remember debating my next 'move' as if it were a chess game,” Booker wrote in the student-run Stanford Daily newspaper in 1992.

With the 'Top Gun' slogan ringing in my head, I slowly reached for her breast. After having my hand pushed away once, I reached my 'mark,’” he continued, without explaining what he meant by “mark.”

Full disclosure, I too have reached for a breast.

Yet

Top Gun was released in 1986...

T-Bone? T-Bone? Where for art thou T-Bone?

No, I am Spartacus!

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edg's picture

Memory is a tricky thing. Booker was obviously thinking of a different breast-grabbing incident in which the theme from Top Gun played a role. Personally, I always think of the theme from A Fistful of Boobies when I reach for one.

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@edg

My first, lo those many years ago...I had no tune in my head.

Later, Dazed and Confused kept coming up. Go figure.

Sorry Ladies. It did take 2 though?

Bad Edmass....

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Help me Mr. Wizard!

Drizzle, Drazzle, Druzzle, Drome;
Time for this one to come home.

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I failed to muster the courage. Instead, my partner had to grip my hand and gently guide it towards the much dreamed about target.

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went after WJC, and for a while it seemed like every week another one of them was resigning on account of extramarital affairs or whatnot.

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