Overnight Caption Contest (XXVI)

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Hawkfish's picture

I don’t trust myself to make up a caption here!

Whippets come with the Freedom Dividend!

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We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@Hawkfish

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

earthling1's picture

with your MAGA hat.

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

if Andrew Yang wins. One by one, we'll all be waterboarded with whip cream.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@JtC

Next on Frat Wing: Get out the Rediwip! The hazing gets really serious when Andrew finds out Congress won't let him turn the Office of Technology Assessment into a Cabinet Post!

(FYI: That may be the geeekiest caption I've ever written.)

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Bob In Portland's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger that was taught to Ellen DeGeneres from Dubya.

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Raggedy Ann's picture

Pleasantry

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

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@Raggedy Ann

Gets my vote.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Something about this is just wrong!

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

~ Andrew Yang immediately after.

(No. For real. He really did say that.)

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

I think he's full.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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laughing gas with cream. Might explain why he's polling in low single digits.

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New Hampshire voters would be hard to win over. Seems pretty easy to me.

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Asked about the display by Chris Mattews from an underground bunker in an undisclosed location very very far away from Central Park, Mr. Yang's campaign manager Zach Graumann explained, "New Hampshire voters just didn't seem to be connecting to what the UBI could mean for them so the campaign felt that once Andrew actually demonstrated his free money shots they'd all be lining up to bend the knee."

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The Liberal Moonbat's picture

"Now, if you'd only been willing to wait 5 minutes, you'd have gotten TWO squirts of whipped cream!"

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In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.

Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!

I'm going to cream you - sigh.... so this is the best that his PR staff can come up with? Suspiciously porn-suggestive to me!

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crazykz

That's it!
And they knew it. Disturbingly creepy to those that don't get it.

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Bob In Portland's picture

@Marie Sounds like he's targeting Buttigieg supporters.

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Lurking in the wings is Hillary, like some terrifying bat hanging by her feet in a cavern below the DNC. A bat with theropod instincts. -- Fred Reed https://tinyurl.com/vgvuhcl

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@MrWebster

you're in the running as winner.

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Which AIPAC/MIC/pharma/bank bought politician are you going to vote for? Don’t be surprised when nothing changes.