The Orange Fart Cloud Offers Irony While Asking for Money in Email
Friend,
Crooked Joe’s prosecutor just made an emergency request for the Supreme Court to TAKE AWAY MY PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY.
He’s bypassing the Appeals Court, skipping normal procedures and arguments, and asking for an IMMEDIATE RULING to ROB me of a right that has been granted to every other President in history.
The Biden Administration is DEADSET on having my trial begin and end before the 2024 Presidential Election.
Their goal is to WRONGLY CONVICT and IMPRISON their leading opponent – ME – before Election Day in an attempt to keep the White House under Biden’s control.
If the ruling party can get away with abusing the courts to assert its dominance over the people of our country, then our once Free Republic is DEAD.
Make no mistake, Friend. This is NOT about my own fate. The threat of imprisoning me for 1,000 years pales in comparison to the DEATH of America.
As the Witch Hunt now heads to the Supreme Court, I’m asking you to peacefully stand by my side to SAVE our Republic.
Please make a contribution to SAVE AMERICA at this critical moment.
Res ipsa loquitur. Further affiant sayeth naught.
Comments
Well it's amusing
that someone who isn't President anymore is claiming Presidential immunity.
Also, it's quite amusing that a guy who will go into the historical record as the laziest President ever is claiming that his candidacy for a second term will "save the republic."
Now, I suppose America still has a lot of cultists who believe his nonsense. But when your favorability ratings are always couched in terms of a "head-to-head matchup with Joe Biden," you have to clear an awfully low bar to get them. The Donald is apparently ahead seven to nine points in the swing states.
"But in America particularly, a deep worry is now consciously gnawing the ruling class—they can see it, feel it: that the American Empire is on its last legs, close to collapse."-- Simplicius
SAVE our Republic!
DEATH of America!
Witch Hunt!
guess Cheeto just wants to make a claim?
SAVESELL AMERICA!oops, already been sold
He's an old git...
Even if they imprisoned him for 1000 years, he'd be dead in about 10.
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so
Not so fast...
...not only does it not look like the guy is slowing down (not that I've ever bothered to follow him closely), but we may be very near a point where he'd barely even be exaggerating: https://www.vice.com/en/article/ae3vgk/could-altering-punishment-with-ps...
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
LOL, he ACTUALLY writes OFFICIAL campaign E-mails like THAT?
Well...in FAIRNESS, I GUESS it's a step ABOVE the TERRIFYING "mediocre-minded-5th-grader-just-discovered-fun-with-word-processors"-like CRAP I got from ACHENAR-Team in the 2015-2016 season.
Anyone else around here remember what I'm talking about???
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
More from the OFC
Another email. The pissing match continues that started in November 2016 with Hillary and like-minded souls claiming that the Presidential election that she just lost was rigged by Russia:
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.
Hillary, Nancy, Debbie W, Madeline A, Feinstein
Not trying to be sexist here. But the wicked witches of the west
seem to have sway in politics, much to our detriment.