@Pricknick Even with business cards and a web page I haven't gotten a single hit.

Before you talked about an opportunity to work on photo backup and restoration.
You seemed to be in an locality of our elders who absolutely love that shit.
Not trying to tell you what but I'm interested in what happened.

@eyo Crazy, isn't it? They want people who might as well have doctoral degrees and 30 years experience to do what's basically an entry level job and yet they can't even send out a properly spell-checked email.

Here's what they want for the position.

Responsibilities

Heavily contribute to helpdesk duties, supporting users in multiple locations via an online ticketing system
Identify common concerns in helpdesk and develop self-help documentation
Troubleshoot computers, printers, phones, and other devices telephonically, in person, and via phone and email
Apply computing diagnostic techniques to identify problems, investigate and determine root causes, and recommend appropriate solutions
Install, configure, deploy, and remove computer hardware, software, and peripherals
Image new computers and re-image existing computers
Maintain an inventory of all computer hardware
Perform general server room duties such as installing/removing/moving servers and storage arrays from server racks, wiring, and clean up
Provide support outside of the regular business hours (weekends, holidays, etc.) as required
Serve a 1-month ON CALL rotation, being available after hours via phone, 2-3 times a year
Travel to our West Texas or Florida Launch Sites on an as-needed basis (2-3 times a year, 3-5 days a trip)

Qualifications
Required

Minimum of an A.S. degree in information technology or equivalent (certifications)
2+ years of experience working in information technology helpdesk
Experience with Microsoft Office: Outlook, Project, and Visio; Adobe products; Antivirus and VPN applications
Customer service oriented attitude to support and instruct computer users, most of whom have extensive science and engineering backgrounds, and require efficient resolution of complex problems
Knowledge of system imaging technologies, such as Windows Deployment Services and Microsoft SCCM
Able to quickly adapt to fast changing priorities and deadlines
Must be a U.S. citizen or permanent resident (current Green Card holder)

It's funny. Most positions seem to ask for 2+ years experience. Why is that, other than the fact that they don't actually want to hire anyone?

WTF is that supposed to be? Please tell me that is your typo, and not the actual response from a Human Resource department? Is it called HR, or simply OD now, Outsourcing Department. Or AID. Automated Intelligence Department, the greatest oxymoron of all.

Blue Origin, LLC is an American privately funded aerospace manufacturer and spaceflight services company headquartered in Kent, Washington. Founded in 2000 by Jeff Bezos, the company is developing technologies to enable private human access to space with the goal to dramatically lower costs and increase reliability

Omfg never mind, that explains everything. Scraping the bottom of the humanity barrel for survival. Do you ever read HN? Bezos is the worst robber baron in modern history some days, according to his own employees! LOL what an asshole. Anyone who gets a paycheck from Bezos loses part of their soul, or they didn't have it to begin with.

Edit: deleted some projection. Sorry, I'm pissed.

good luck