Essay Title Contest.

Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 10:59am

"If we can’t have a no fly zone let us have our own and we need our airplanes to commit."

"Putin trying to…bait the trap…..no no….ask for the policy..more on let us do it and the planes.

"I’d love to take out those tanks and &-16's if we have a backfill of them.."

Thank dawg that Pelosi ain’t a military strategist. But good gawd this woman can’t get the words from her brain to her mouth anymore.

Ima gonna go with: How much booze is Nancy drinking before her press conferences? Jill Biden gets lots of crap for letting Biden out of the basement and I think Paul Pelosi should start getting some too. At least democrats rarely let Feinstein speak in public.

Good Gravy Miss Mazy we need age limits as well as term limits.

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Submitted by usefewersyllables on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 2:10pm
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Here you go, Nancy- it's nice pretty gold and everything. The perfect weapon for fashionably enforcing that Ukranian no-fly zone, as you envision it in the pint of melted ice cream you apparently have for a brain.

Note to the humor-impaired: this is presented as satire, and should not be interpreted as any sort of threat or advocacy of violence: I'm as antiwar as they come. Seems silly to have to say it, but that is where we are these days. So, disclaimer disclaimer gazpacho...

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 11:35am
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as you envision it in the pint of melted ice cream you apparently have for a brain.

Yeah that’s a winner.

Twitter is abuzz with neocons saying that since Putin hasn’t gotten around to sanctioning America yet means that he’s bluffing on using nuclear weapons and so we should get a little more aggressive getting military help to Ukraine. Sure what could go wrong?

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Submitted by usefewersyllables on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 12:01pm
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idiots, and then there are idiots, and then there are IDIOTS, and these folks somehow manage to be all three.

I could eat a handful of sand and *puke* a more functional brain than what they appear to be sporting.

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Submitted by Sima on Fri, 03/18/2022 - 2:09am
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Typical politician talking past his coke addled brain, I guess. Since we aren't allowed any real news about Ukraine, how can we tell how poorly (or not) the Russian army is performing?

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 11:43am
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Submitted by lotlizard on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 1:41pm
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@snoopydawg  
“It’ll be over by Christmas…”

https://www.iwm.org.uk/history/voices-of-the-first-world-war-over-by-chr...

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Submitted by Lookout on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 11:49am
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better puppets than the demented ones they are using now.

Sadly funny. Kinda like the demented inbred royalty of the past.

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Submitted by TheOtherMaven on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 2:42pm
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who inbred themselves into extinction and wound up having to accept a French prince on the Spanish throne.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Spanish_Succession
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_V_of_Spain (first Bourbon king of Spain)

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Submitted by Marie on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 3:41pm

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French, Scots, Orange and German nobles/princes on their throne. In that 1,000 year history of their monarchy that UK royalists are so proud of, rarely has a Brit with 50+% ancestry been their king or queen.

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Submitted by humphrey on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 12:13pm

It looks like Nancy appears to be making the case that Biden's brain is more functional than hers.

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Submitted by ggersh on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 12:44pm
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I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish

"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"

Heard from Margaret Kimberley

Submitted by Marie on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 1:26pm

remember and deliver without looking like an ignoramus.

iirc it's the US that's claiming Putin will use chemical weapons and not Putin threatening to do so. Same with nukes.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 1:38pm
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Hey Jen America’s hegemony doesn’t mean it can tell the world what to do.

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Submitted by humphrey on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 8:39pm

him with a perfect campaign ad.

It has been viewed over 1,600,000 times.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 9:20pm
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her. Ice cream mush for brains has clearly lost it as she proves daily. I enjoy watching her antics with her hands with the sound off. One thing she does after searching for a word is to reach out and then close her hand when she finds it. Like she grabbed it out of thin air. Seriously watch it that way.

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Submitted by humphrey on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 9:51pm

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 03/15/2022 - 10:38pm
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The perfect weapon for fashionably enforcing that Ukranian no-fly zone, as you envision it in the pint of melted ice cream you apparently have for a brain.

A classic let them eat cake if I ever saw one. Stuff it Nancy.

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Submitted by lotlizard on Wed, 03/16/2022 - 4:47pm
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https://www.ecosia.org/search?q=pelosi+kos+roses

It’s cult behavior, like the Indian guru whose followers took over an Oregon town and bought him 77 Rolls Royces.

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Submitted by ovals49 on Wed, 03/16/2022 - 4:33pm

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when the time comes!

Lilies symbolize that the soul of the departed has received restored innocence after death.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Wed, 03/16/2022 - 4:56pm
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Love to know what she really thought of him bringing her THAT MANY roses? Come on, Nancy spill.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Wed, 03/16/2022 - 5:29pm
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From this story:

The 69 Idiots of 2018: Resistance Libs

Markos Moulitsas

Daily Kos is a blog for lib boomers who spend all their time on Facebook, and therefore not worth paying much attention to. But he made this list for tiresome, incorrect takes like this, which is rich coming from a guy who named a blog after himself:

One on the roses.

Daily Kos Guy Delivers Thousands of Roses to Nancy Pelosi, a Completely Normal Thing to Do

All things considered, Nancy Pelosi is having a pretty good 2019 so far. She was just re-elected Speaker of the House after dismantling opposition within her own party, and polling has shown that President Donald Trump is garnering more of the blame for the ongoing federal government shutdown than the Democrats.

So to congratulate her on her election as Speaker, Daily Kos, the Democratic activist site, held a fundraiser to buy roses for Pelosi. Why? Founder and 2018 Splinter Idiot Markos Moulitsas explained (emphasis mine):

The year 2019 will be politically tumultuous, with a cornered traitor in the White House more erratic and dangerous than ever, and the inevitable Democratic pie war as our massive 20-something-candidate presidential field shapes up. But before we get to the poo-flinging (both internal and external), let’s do something nice for once.

We’re going to take a page from previous community efforts and welcome Speaker Nancy Pelosi with thousands of roses! If $10 buys three roses, we want to get to 10,000, filling her office with a tangible, physical sign of our deep gratitude and appreciation for her strong leadership of our House caucus.

True to form, Moulitsas dropped seven thousand roses off to Pelosi’s office yesterday. She donated the rest—18,000 roses—to Walter Reed Medical Center.

She looks thrilled.

Disregarding the absurdity that this constitutes “doing something nice for once,” there is an endless list of nicer and more meaningful things you can do with tens of thousands of dollars—like donating to a community bail fund, food pantries, or paying off lunch debts at local schools, to name just a few—than starting a drive to buy roses for a millionaire who is third in line to the presidency, and then dropping them all over her office. A dozen roses would’ve been fine! Maybe a hundred! Seven thousand? Not into it. Overkill. Intensely weird.

Update, 1/11/2019, 12:29 p.m. ET: After the publication of this story, a Daily Kos spokesperson reached out to clarify that the initial quote given to Moulitsas was incorrect and that the total cost of the flowers ultimately came out to “slightly” more than $22,000. Overall, the site raised $35,169.55 for the flowers, which also went to prepping the flowers, delivering them, and making a video. So, just a little more than $35,000 for flowers then. Totally reasonable.

Both articles are worth a read, but don’t skip reading the tweet replies. Zingers.

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Wed, 03/16/2022 - 5:34pm
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