Botched missions in Salisbury and The Hague

Bungling agents leave Putin exposed in the global spotlight

Spies do not always want to advertise their victories, preferring John Le Carré’s advice “better to be silent, be blank”. But in the case of the battle between MI6 and the GRU, a decision has been made in Whitehall to highlight and isolate the Russian military intelligence arm, aiming to turn it from a source of Vladimir Putin’s power to an impediment.

In part, the double exposure of the GRU – first wandering around Salisbury in search of the doorknob of Sergei Skripal’s home, and then caught in a carpark in the The Hague hacking into the chemical weapons watchdog – has simply been made possible by Russian incompetence.

Both missions by the GRU, the most adventurous of the Russian intelligence agencies, were bungled. Its agents not only failed to assassinate Skripal with novichok, but they were also caught in April trying to discover how far OPCW scientists had progressed in detecting the nerve agent.

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But part of the Dutch operation started to leak. Dutch and Swiss media reported in September that two Russians were arrested in April in The Hague after trying to hack into the OPCW headquarters. It was also reported that the two agents had been planning to travel on to the OPCW-registered laboratory in Spiez near Berne. Further details emerged, but the extent to which the Russians had been caught red-handed was not disclosed.

But once the damning photographic evidence of the GRU agents in Salisbury had been revealed, reducing Moscow to largely incredible explanations, Whitehall took the decision to go on the offensive, and broaden the case against the GRU by revealing the extent to which Russia has been seeking to disrupt western institutions.

A British government official explained: “Shock went around the world after the novichok incident in Salisbury. We said we would call them out both to deter and to defend. We are not seeking to escalate, but we will defend ourselves, partly by shining a light and partly by sharing the information we have in a new way.”

It was felt that the public in the west had no inkling of the scale of the Russian hacking operation.

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Those dastardly Russian dastards Boris and Natasha had their plans foiled by the Keystone Koppers Rocky and Bullwinkle. This would be as true as this silly article don't you think? This is what passes for journalism?

Update

Apparently there was a concerted propaganda effort yesterday against Russia.

This tweet is the first of maaany tweets describing the nefarious things that Russia has been up to.

Moon of Alabama's discussion on this campaign.

The allegations against Russia over nefarious spying operations and sockpuppet campaigns are highly hypocritical. The immense scale of U.S. and British spying revealed by Edward Snowden and through the Wikileaks Vault 7 leak of CIA hacking tools is well known. The Pentagon runs large social media manipulation campaigns. The British GHCQ hacked Belgium's largest telco network to spy on the data of the many international organizations in Brussels.

International organizations like the OPCW have long been the target of U.S. spies and operations. The U.S. National Security Service (NSA) regularly hacked the OPCW since at least September 2000:

According to last week's Shadow Brokers leak, the NSA compromised a DNS server of the Hague-based Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons in September 2000, two years after the Iraq Liberation Act and Operation Desert Fox, but before the Bush election

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As usual b has written a brilliant essay on this latest campaign to make Russia into a badder guy whilst it's the other countries that are involved with those things. Worth a full read.

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Pricknick's picture

I know a great way to weed out fake news. If you catch them doing it once, you ban them.
So simple a child could do it.

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... @Pricknick .

Buying into this absurd, evidence-free, repeatedly-debunked concoction is as low as the cognitive-deficit bar can go.

If people trip over that one, they should be removed for their own protection.

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@Pluto's Republic If the Russians are this incompetent, there's nothing to fear. Smearing doorknobs with nerve agents
Getting identified on camera
Failing to assassinate either of their targets?

That's just a few of the idiotic things they're accused of doing.

FFS. Why not just shoot somebody and make it look like a robbery. Or hack into their car's computer system and make the car crash, as it's been repeatedly proven is possible.

As I've also said before...

Not sure why I should be terrified of the Russians when, even if they're everything the press says they are, they're not doing anything the elite in my own country isn't doing. What exactly will happen to me after this Russian overthrow that is worse than what's going to happen to me anyway?

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@Pricknick

Everything is a hoax

The official story, says the expert, is “stupidity on stupidity.”

Agreed and anyone that believes this is just stupid. There really isn't any other word for it.

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Which AIPAC/MIC/pharma/bank bought politician are you going to vote for? Don’t be surprised when nothing changes.

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@snoopydawg Desperate?

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
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@snoopydawg I don't understand why he's drawing a distinction between the Bush Administration, Mossad, and Saudi Arabia. I suppose you could draw a distinction between the Saudi government and a supposedly renegade group with many Saudi members, led by a member of the Saudi nobility. But it's completely obvious that the Bushes and the Saudi nobility and Mossad have been up in each other's shit for decades, definitely before George W. ever got "elected." Did I leave out the CIA, and the fact that OBL was once their asset? I guess I'm supposed to take their word for it that he was no longer their asset once he directed a bunch of guys to fly planes into buildings.

He says that George W. wasn't personally involved; that he was moved out of the way and Cheney directed things. Yes, obviously; nobody would make of George W. Bush anything but a figurehead, a gesture of deference to the Bush family. But saying that George W. Bush is not personally responsible for something is hardly the same as saying the Bush administration is not responsible. By that logic, neither Reagan administration was responsible for anything.

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unless it's to show how to neatly pack ones car.

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@snoopydawg
I too wish to draw red arrows to nowhere. My Honda CRX was more tricked out than that under the hatch in 2000.
And 4G? How lame.

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@Pricknick

If Russia wanted Skripal dead he'd be dead. Boris and Bart wouldn't have been caught on cameras everywhere nor would they stay in hotels or travel on their own passports.

The Skripals Are an MI6 Hoax - 'Not Worthy of Ladies' Detective Novels' - Israeli Expert Demolishes UK Case

It took half a year to Brits to find the “suspects.” Although they left their full personal data and fingerprints in the embassy when they received visas. This is a separate nonsense. Then Russia said: please! Here they are, here’s their interview. If they were active GRU officers, they would not have left their fingerprints in the embassy for anything.

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@snoopydawg
Well, if it were nefarious what did they do? Read data, change data? If not, what was the mission? This is less than nothing. 4 guys with computer in the trunk. Wow, good catch!

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Capitalism has always been the rule of the people by the oligarchs. You only have two choices, eliminate them or restrict their power.

@The Wizard Apparently they were not successful at the hacking whatever it was. The Russians always get caught for some reason. They are stupid and evil geniuses at the same time. They use out dated equiptment but can change the results of elections while sitting in a Moscow office building.

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@MrWebster ROTFLMAO

Is this kinda like how the media portrays us?...we're weak and inconsequential and nobody needs our votes...but we're also so vital that the election of Trump is all our fault?

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@The Wizard

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@snoopydawg LMAO!

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

The WADA accusation is meant to kep the Russians from officially competing in world sport events. WADA cleared the Russians and now they can compete. From what I read, all the anti-Russian countries began whining and were against the re-instatement.

You have it from moonofalamabama and sounds right to me. Keep Russia out of the chemical weapons watchdog so they can't provide evidence or objections and no representation when they are accused.

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