Borowitz

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Bisbonian's picture

Too close to the truth.

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"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X

Raggedy Ann's picture

September 2014, yet he references Monday 2016 in the body?

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

NinoTheMindBender's picture

Read a little closer. It says his bid for the 2016 race is over before it even starts. So this was written way before he was really running. It just happened to state a Monday, not this last Monday.

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

Haikukitty's picture

Satire that actually isn't...

“Our political system has been refined over the years specifically to keep people like Bernie Sanders out of the White House,” he said. “The system works.”

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NinoTheMindBender's picture

Her video comment about the superdelegates being there to keep out grassroot candidates pretty much summed that up.

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