Alternative to the Green Party

No true progressive can vote for Hillary Clinton and her Democratic bafoons against anyone, especially since they rigged the whole system against Bernie Sanders (for perspective, the Republicans did the same thing against Ron Paul).

But instead of staying home or voting Green, we have a true progressiv----Vermin Supreme for 2016.
He has a true plan for reigning in Wall Street and has the best chance to win in November.

His plan for a free pony for every man, woman, and child in America, paid for by a transactional tax on Wall Street Speculation, will revitilize our economy and take us away from our dependance on fossil fuels for transportation.

He also understands that the US's moral decay is tied to oral decay. That's why his mandatory tooth brushing program will create a prosperous economy for generations to come.

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hecate's picture

Frank Chu.

Frank Chu holds Bill Clinton, Grover Cleveland, George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan and other former US Presidents responsible for working with the populations of the 12 Galaxies and directing the CIA, FBI, Universal Studios, and other agencies and corporations to embezzle royalties owed to him as the star of a television and movie series called "The Richest Family." Chu believes he has starred in the series since childhood, which has been a major success in other galaxies. Yet because the syndicated series is shot with top-secret invisible cameras and edited weekly, Chu claims he was unaware of it until he received telepathic messages from supportive former Soviet and UN presidents in the mid-1990s. Chu asserts that many of the US presidents responsible are actually duplicates, therefore his protests have frequently called for the impeachment of Clinton even after Clinton was no longer in office. The 12 Galaxies also regularly commits war crimes and treasons in this and in other galaxies.

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Pigasus still has my vote, he's the only one that can bring home the bacon.

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stevej's picture

screams out for a caption but I will resist
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“To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.” -Voltaire

Vermin Supreme clearly has done his opposition research!

A shout out to Pigasus! He's been gone too long!

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Vowing To Oppose Everything Trump Attempts.

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"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X

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"If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back" - Regina Brett

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"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:

THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"

- Kurt Vonnegut

Steven D's picture

because they are true.

Which of course makes me wanna puke.

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"You can't just leave those who created the problem in charge of the solution."---Tyree Scott