Ted Cruz

BBC reports Cruz selects Carly Fiorina as running mate

And just when you thought things were as weird and fucked up as they could get,

...... Republican Reconstructionist Christian Theocrat Ted Cruz has announced that he has selected Carly Fiorina as his running mate, according to this online report from the BBC.

Has anyone seen this yet on CRUZ?

From the mouths of babes, daughter Caroline reveals in CNN interview....................

“She got to dress up Daddy in a pink boa and these like, big goofy-looking underwear…” he grinned at his daughter Caroline.

However, Caroline then chimed in with a revelation that left the Senator briefly stumped.

QUICK! CHANGE THE SUBJECT! It's Getting HOT In Here!

Holee shit, Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton was some deep holy shit this time yesterday. She practically let rip with a Dean Scream and then some in NY on Thursday in front of live cameras...

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dC4Pvm6Oj4A]

Anti-Capitalist Meetup: Not the Church! Not the State! Women Must Decide Their Fates! Redux ad nauseum ... by NY Brit Expat

"Last I checked, we don’t have a rubber shortage in America. Look, when I was in college, we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in and voila.

Cartoon: Les Beastiables -- Senator Ted Cruzmel, Presidential Candidate!

Les Beastiables ("Les Bez"): Beasties say the darnedest things!

Hey everybody! It's hump day Friday! Today's Beastiable is Senator Ted Cruz(mel). He has said and done beastly things for many years now, and so he has earned his turn as one of Les Beastiables.

Ted Cruzmel, Les Beastiables, Les Bez, Ted Cruz, Republican, Elections

NOTE FOR NEW READERS: This series features a new Les Beastiables cartoon every Wednesday about 1:45 PM Eastern. We indulge in a little Franglish because the French are tres classy. But I digresse.

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