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Greetings Comerades!

Submitted by ek hornbeck on Fri, 11/08/2019 - 1:12pm

We are so very pleased and excited your Unindicted Co-conspirator Bottomless Pinocchio has decided to join us celebrating the great successes of the Soviet Working Classes Rapacious Oligarchs Benevolent Capitalist system under our virile and handsome leader, Vladimir Putin.

You see, May Day is not just a parade of potentially Potemkin propaganda but probably not Troops, Tanks, and honking great ICBMs down heavily reinforced military supply routes designed to support urban "kill zones" during rebellions and invasions, but a recognition of Workers all over the World for the productive labor that supports our Parasitical Police/Military/Industrial Complex lavish and luxurious lifestyle of Criminal Racketeers equitable economy which provides each citizen with his barest needs.

I personally have lobbied long and hard for United States recognition of May Day as a symbol of Worker Solidarity and Socialist/Anarchist Identity. Unlike what some people think I'm a pragmatist and I'll make do the best I can with our inferior and deliberate substitute 'Labor Day' but I don't stint recognition of my International Brothers and Sisters.

It IN FACT bothers me a good deal to have a great idea (hey, even better relations with Russia is not such a terrible idea, but that is not what is happening) debased this way however I'm not going to let better get in the way of 'progress of a sort' and if I am ever put on the spot to name one positive thing I suppose I might use this as not being as bad as most.

Stop looking at me that way. You'd think I was coming out in favor of Bloomberg.

Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself

Submitted by bondibox on Fri, 11/08/2019 - 9:44am

Can we talk about this meme for a minute?

Does anyone think it sprung up organically? Where did it come from?

Perhaps I’m a bit too cynical but I feel like these things are constructed by a think tank to frame the Overton Window.

The vibe I’m getting, is that it’s meant to put the blame on the Trump administration, as if anything that happens in the justice system is attributable to the current President.

It’s a sweeping insinuation of corruption.

Oh Happy Day

Submitted by Snode on Fri, 11/08/2019 - 7:22am

Michael Bloomberg, dissatisfied with underlings running for president, rolls up his sleeves and gets set to do the job himself. The press dials up the "fawning" meter a few notches as "Big Daddy" enters the fray. The DNC has it's prayer answered. The middle road, bipartisan candidates fade into the wallpaper. However, there are those pesky voters that need to be dealt with. I think there's a saying based on Physics, that if you punch a wall, the wall punches back just as hard. I hope so.

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