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O great market, please teach me how to be a better capitalist
So that I may bring glory to the Holy Profits
Lead us not into socialism, that our great empire may never fail
May those we pay to manipulate our slaves never stray from the path of profit and prosperity
And may the slaves forever be blind to our racket and schemes
In the name of the saints Ronald, Milton, Murray, Ludwig, Friedrich and Ayn I so pray, Amen