How to Become a Trillionaire

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Just wait a little longer. Maybe ten more years.

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In my opinion, we should not allow being a billionaire to be a good thing. That will greatly increase the chances of there being trillionaires on this planet. That will not be a good thing.

Can I get a "Duh" from the choir?

"Follow these steps to make your first billion dollars"

-Make smart investments
-invent a solution
-pursue your passion
-take action
-collaborate
-adopt a billionaire attitude
-nurture your inner sociopath

https://www.gobankingrates.com/personal-finance/10-ways-make-first-billi...

"While the masses believe becoming wealthy is out of their control, rich people know that making money is really an inside job. It's a cause and effect relationship," he wrote on Business
Insider. "Anyone can become wealthy. It has nothing to do with your education or where you come from. It's not what you do that guarantees wealth, it's what you are."

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"Where New York's billionaires live"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/where-new-yorks-billionaires-l...

Where New York's billionaires SHOULD live.

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Chicken Little: We're going to have trillionaires!"
Sheeple: "So what, I could be one too".

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thanatokephaloides's picture

"Follow these steps to make your first billion dollars"

-Make smart investments
-invent a solution
-pursue your passion
-take action
-collaborate
-adopt a billionaire attitude
-nurture your inner sociopath

I assume you realize that only the last two instructions are really relevant at all. People make smart investments, invent solutions, pursue their passions, act and collaborate until Bill Gates' cows all come home, but they live and die poor.

It's the nurturing of one's inner sociopath where the rubber hits the road.

Sad

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"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

Big Al's picture

@thanatokephaloides You have to be able to ignore your impact on society and people and rationalize your actions as a good thing. That's what sociopaths do. You really do have to be a sociopath or completely deluded, say like Lebron James, who wants to be a billionaire.

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detroitmechworks's picture

Do I really NEED this much space? I mean, my kids both have their own room, and I've got a place to sleep and spend time with SO K and SO M...

The bathroom is small, but I don't really need a tub, and the kitchen has actual food in it, and it doesn't matter that much that one burner on the stove needs to be whacked a few times before it heats up...

I admit, I have the wrong attitude to be rich. I've avoided going to the hospital because I don't want to use up resources that should be going to sicker people... (Ignoring of course, that when I need to go to the hospital, I AM one of those sicker people.)

My kids are getting a decent education, and my daughter is in the Honor Choir. I have an older computer that I built myself, and I don't need the latest doo-dads... (I still don't have a smart phone, and probably will never get one. Even the kids Gaming system is 12 years old.) About the only thing I really want right now is a little more disposable income so my son can take Kung-fu. (He can use the exercise, and the discipline. He's a good kid but needs some serious focus training which I can't really help with.)

I mean, I'm not perfectly happy. Wish my debt was paid off and that I could go to school without the state taking away every benefit... But I have enough, and I am content. Content enough that I would happily finish my life where I am right now. (Ok, maybe a few more SO's, but that's because I'm a poly and relationships are kinda like a hobby to me.)

So, yeah, my dream isn't a dozen mansions and more wealth than I can ever spend. I may be a dragon in the zodiac, but I sure as hell ain't one in my wealth habits.

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

EdMass's picture

Well, there was the maniac thing. Now this.

If everyone was a billionaire, we'd all be in Venezuela cause the currency is tanked. But you can have a wheel barrow of currency to try to buy it. You did see the other S American states condemned Muraro for f'g it up for them?

I don't want to be in Venezuela. I like toilet paper and gasoline and food.

I would like to be a trillionaire though.

You can't buy happiness. Yet, you can pull your yacht up next to it.

Big Al!

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divineorder's picture

Thanks for the post.

Hey, don't forget, corporations are people, too. /s

And besides, anyone can become a billionaire!

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

Lily O Lady's picture

us mere humans, the worse things will get for us. They see our lives from such a dizzying height that they cannot understand our lives even if they cared to. Our society is very unhealthy.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

@Lily O Lady

I can't see even wanting to be a billionaire, never mind a trillionaire. On the other hand, as a trillionaire, I could bribe whole governments into going socially democratic... still, though, I'd rather have an actual semblance of democracy back.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.