Pretzel logic and the but but Trump Code

Pretzel Logic

War: We didn't mean our vote, looking back, knowing what we know now, oh look Trump.

Pardoning Torture: Nothing to see here, move along, look forward, oh look Trump

War crimes: mistakes happen, exceptionalism, slapped wrists, oh look Trump.

illegal servers: Everyone did it, The State Departments servers were not secure either, oh look Trump

Emails: religious tests, DNC partiality, they are only emails, just personal stuff, go away libtard, oh look Trump

The ACA insurance company giveaway, the new wars, ignoring countries sovereignty, TPP, TTIP, Income inequality.....

Go away you hippy dippy lefties!

Don't you understand it's all about winning!

God

Damn

It

Look

Trump!

SCOTUS!!!!!

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Oldest Son Of A Sailor's picture

But Damn!

War, Pardoning Torture, War crimes, illegal servers, Emails, The ACA insurance company giveaway, the new wars, ignoring countries sovereignty, TPP, TTIP, Income inequality.....

I keep looking at Clinton and wonder why she'll be the Democratic Party Nominee...

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"Do you realize the responsibility I carry?
I'm the only person standing between Richard Nixon and the White House."

~John F. Kennedy~
Economic: -9.13, Social: -7.28,

put your fingers in your ears

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This is apparently the New Clinton Party's slogan. Just like the name "Democratic," the old slogan of "We Suck Less" just doesn't apply anymore.

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Please help support caucus99percent!

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WoodsDweller's picture

not your fear.

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone

your reasoning

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Pricknick's picture

completion backwards principle over pretzel logic.
And nascar needs to make only right turns.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

You may end up with a trophy but you also have a whole pile of scrap metal to deal with

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where I'd vote Trump before I'd vote Clinton. At least he actually won his nomination.

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thankfully my State [VT] allows [and counts] write ins

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

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We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg

Lol, I'd forgotten about Steely Dan - thanks!

Edit: I actually had this on an LP (if anyone knows what that was, lol,) in my gloriously misspent youth. If I had to do that over again, I'd want to stay there, in the days when minimum wage people could afford to live, and never grow up at all, lol. Although I suppose I have at least managed the latter...

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

sojourns's picture

an episode of Family Guy where Loise runs for office and every time she loses the audiences attention she cries out "911".

Fun post. : )

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"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage